Still deep in relegation trouble, but Exeter City's reserve keeper scored a peach of a header in the 97th minute to nick a point against Stockport.

Good on you, lad.

Do YouTubers not realise that it's super-easy to tell when they're reading an AI-written script?

They've been making videos for over a decade with natural speech, then suddenly lose all hesitation markers and master parataxis, rhetorical framing, and designed rhythms overnight.

Just talk, ffs.

No. You stop this.

You stop this right now.

After 17 minutes of gameshow music and rambling, it turns out he's going for a Wii U full set and didn't realise there's a version of New Super Mario Bros. U that comes with the New Super Luigi Bros. U on the disc.

That's how Nintendo "nearly got him" in Colchester.

What.

Oh, God. WHAT HAVE NINTENDO TRIED TO DO IN COLCHESTER?!?!?

Answers on a postcard.

NHL 2000 (1999) - Intro Video YouTube video by Searching For Other Players

The intro to NHL 2000 had absolutely no right going this hard. I watched it every single time I booted it up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=049c...

Builder who is replacing the shower has to paint one lounge and one kitchen wall.

Just announced he's going to paint them white because "it's easier." Rest of the lounge and kitchen are magnolia.

Think again, bruv.

Joined a Pokémon TCG restock Discord and it kinda put me off. People are calling in sick to work and then driving 60 miles because there's a rumour that big Tesco stores *might* have had a mini restock.

Just buy singles. It's cheaper and so much easier.

Nailed my highest ever checkout - 137
Got my highest 3 dart average - 55.15
Hit my highest ever checkout rate - 30%
Finally beat Dartbot level 7 on the 42nd attempt.

Decent Sunday with the ol’ arrers.

Bleh. Plymouth 2 - 2 Exeter.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECE

#UPTHECITEH

Happy birthday bud - welcome to the 45 club :)

"You're Gorgeous" by Babybird is fucking wank.

End.

Finding myself struggling to not just type WHY THE FUCK DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT under most gaming videos I see these days. Like there's been a tone and cadence shift over the last couple of years that I can only guess is what you get when everyone buys prompters but no one knows how to read from them.

Used the phrase "I don't know, how long is a piece of string?" on a call with a bunch of American folks today and not one of them had ever heard of it.

So...that made look like I was being a total asshole.

Rob Ellis on Radio X 90s just introduced a band that is "So Scottish, listening to them too much will turn you ginger."

...Super Furry Animals.

I'm not even Welsh, and I'm incandescent with rage.

I'm not saying I spent the morning repurposing an old Raspberry Pi, monitor, and speaker into darts scoreboard display.

OK, I am saying that.

Shower started leaking into the lounge three months back. Today is the 15th of what will apparently be 20 total visits by a combination of the landlord, plumber, and builder to replace the shower cubicle.

Bedroom is a building site, there's no shower...but at least the rent went up £100 this month.

Traitors: A Very Confident Mistake | SNL UK YouTube video by Saturday Night Live UK

I'll be honest...I was roaring at this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSz...

Items I ordered from Japan on Wednesday...delivered this morning by Royal Mail.

Items I ordered from the UK last Wednesday...undelivered by Royal Mail thus far, as they were "unable to attempt a delivery" (whatever that means) on Thursday, Saturday, and today.

Fun.

a small white maltese pup wearing a tiny brown cowboy hat sits in a field of vibrant green grass. she looks toward the camera with dark eyes and her pink tongue hanging out. she's new sheriff in town.

This is Jomvet. She is the rootinest tootinest cowboy around with a two-ounce hat on her head and a yeehaw in her heart. 12/10 (IG: mha.mahamek)

Just sold a big box of Ute no Prince-sama stuff that has been in the store for months.

Could be a reseller. Could be a streamer buying backdrop stuff. But I swear it gives me life that the woman who bought it could just be a huge Ute no Prince-sama fan and just got something awesome.

He's probably in some discomfort, given that his head has clearly been removed from his body and then reattached.

46 years ago on April 5, 1980, the band played their first show. Sandra-Lee Phipps took these photos that historic night in Athens at St. Mary’s Episcopal Church on Oconee Street.

"I want 2 x £25 items for £30."
"No. £40 is my best."
"OK. Can I add another £20 item and call it £50?"

It's old stock, so I agree. He agrees. I take the three items down and create a bundle listing. I send the link to the buyer.

"Actually, can I just get the 2 x £25 items for £40?"

Banned.

Bit of both, if I'm honest.

His meat smelled like cod.

Half-asleep. Dude knocks on the door. "HELLO MATE I'M A LOCAL FISHMONGER AND BUTCHER IN THE AREA DOING DELIVERIES AND WONDERED IF YOU'D WANT A LOOK?"

What the actual fuck.

Why Didn't Football Take Off on The Island Of Sodor? YouTube video by Route None

I love Route None, and this is glorious.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhc...

No idea. They don’t seem to have any stores anywhere near me 😂