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Posts by Mikey

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Practicing my blank stare

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You know what’s up when I turn my hat around

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Howdy, bub

2 months ago 1226 63 21 0
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Eyes up here, Dad

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😊🩲🍆🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

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@45volts.bsky.social is a horny hot af guy

2 months ago 174 24 2 0
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Touchdown

2 months ago 1160 147 24 14
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You know what’s next 💦

2 months ago 1123 108 16 3
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i'm just a hole sir

4 months ago 1286 150 17 4
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Looks like y’all have a lot to celebrate. Happy birthday!

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I’d jump out of a cake for this Man

3 months ago 5 1 1 0
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Don’t call me a good boy I’ll cum

4 months ago 2290 316 29 5
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Happy humpday ❤️

3 months ago 1394 118 10 1
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😊🩲🍆🍑🧦🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

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Not mad about it.

3 months ago 374 13 6 0
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Living the single(t) life

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Do you like my slutty little glasses?

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A 4 panel comic showing a muscular man stood next to his owner wearing a turtleneck sweater.
Panel 1. The muscle boy looks down at his huge pecs looking dissatisfied. He says "I want people to see me as more than just a guy with great pecs".
Panel 2. A close up on the owner, he sternly says "You're decoration, not narration".
Panel 3. The himbos eyes glow as he takes the message in.
Panel 4. The himbo stands confidently with his fists on his waist as he bounces his pecs, he says "Decorations get looked at".

A 4 panel comic showing a muscular man stood next to his owner wearing a turtleneck sweater. Panel 1. The muscle boy looks down at his huge pecs looking dissatisfied. He says "I want people to see me as more than just a guy with great pecs". Panel 2. A close up on the owner, he sternly says "You're decoration, not narration". Panel 3. The himbos eyes glow as he takes the message in. Panel 4. The himbo stands confidently with his fists on his waist as he bounces his pecs, he says "Decorations get looked at".

As a trophy boy put thoughts of 'big thinking' out of your mind and repeat after me: I'm decoration, not narration.
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Santa's helper, #Kyle lends a hand to Santa, #Jordan. #BrandtsBoys 🍆💦💦💦

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