Practicing my blank stare
Posts by Mikey
You know what’s up when I turn my hat around
Howdy, bub
Eyes up here, Dad
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@45volts.bsky.social is a horny hot af guy
Touchdown
You know what’s next 💦
i'm just a hole sir
Looks like y’all have a lot to celebrate. Happy birthday!
I’d jump out of a cake for this Man
Don’t call me a good boy I’ll cum
Happy humpday ❤️
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Not mad about it.
Living the single(t) life
Do you like my slutty little glasses?
A 4 panel comic showing a muscular man stood next to his owner wearing a turtleneck sweater. Panel 1. The muscle boy looks down at his huge pecs looking dissatisfied. He says "I want people to see me as more than just a guy with great pecs". Panel 2. A close up on the owner, he sternly says "You're decoration, not narration". Panel 3. The himbos eyes glow as he takes the message in. Panel 4. The himbo stands confidently with his fists on his waist as he bounces his pecs, he says "Decorations get looked at".
As a trophy boy put thoughts of 'big thinking' out of your mind and repeat after me: I'm decoration, not narration.
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