Firefly and Deadwood.

Try it at a hockey rink! There’s nothing more Canadian than hot chocolate at a rink!

Trump was afraid of Mueller because he stood up to the bully.

I have a procrastination joke but

What it’s like being me.

In an Irish pub on St Patrick’s day and I’m well into the Guinness. A stunningly beautiful woman sits next to me in the smoking room. The Celtic band is playing loudly.
I leaned over and said, “You have perfect ears.”
She said, “What?”
Almost spit out my Guinness!

What it’s like being me.

On a construction site I corrected myself before making a bad cut.
The foreman yelled, “Be careful! You almost cut that wrong!”
”If I almost cut it wrong means I cut it right, so why are you yelling?”
Blank stare.
“Don’t be a smartass!”

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. 2 burly contractors and the manager can’t start a chainsaw.
“You want me to start that?”
Scornful looks.
5 sweaty minutes later, “Sure you don’t want help?”
“Okay smartass. Start it!”
I turned off the safety brake and fired it up.
“There ya go boys.”

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. A particularly rough contractor yelled for 5 minutes, “Your manager sold me this piece of sh1t drill! I want a refund!”
We went into the lumber yard to test it.
“Ah, here’s the trouble. You have it in reverse.”
He took it and left without a word.

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. One Christmas season I took a plastic sign and wrote, “Navidad” under “For Lease” and stood it up on the hardware desk.
Customers laughed all day. The store manager ripped it up and told me I was wasting time.

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. A smartass contractor asked me, “Got any left handed hammers?”
I didn’t bat an eye.
“Yes sir, down this aisle, down the stairs, and past automotive.”
I don’t know if he went looking but we had no stairs or automotive section.

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. A beautiful redheaded woman and her adult daughter approached me. She said in an Irish accent, “Are you waiting for me, then?”
I put my hand on my heart and said, “All my life.”
Her pale white face turned crimson. Her daughter couldn’t stop laughing.

What it’s like being me.

Same hardware store. I saw a woman, her head high as she scanned the store.
“Can I help you find something?” I asked.
She shook her head, “Husband.”
“Did you come in with one or are you just generally looking?”

What it’s like being me.

I worked in a hardware store. As I was passing through the paint section, a tall, distinguished looking gent asked me, “Excuse me, you’re in paints?”
“No sir,“ I replied. “Just oil and latex.”

Every time I see Trump I am reminded of the time I stepped in dog shit at the beach and it squished up through my toes.
Disgust. Revulsion. Nausea. Uncleanliness.

I watched the Trololo Guy video for a lark and now the song is my ear worm.
Hell is for the living.

Helluva goal by Nurse!

Deep Nurple

This is how I access Bluesky.

Really? Again with the Eastern bias?
2 Canadian teams (Vancouver vs Winnipeg) and you expect us to watch either Toronto on CBC or Montreal on CityTV?
CBC/Sportsnet suck!

@donnieanddhali.bsky.social
Is it just me, or does Dhali start five rapid fire sentences and finishes none of them like he went to the Jiminy Glick School of Broadcasting?

Terry in Vancouver

Unless they get an no brainer offer, keep him.
If you’re going to get a high draft pick, what better linemate could you choose for him than Garland?

Sorry. It was an Instagram rumour disguised as a fact.

Cheer up! They traded Kane!

@donnieanddhali.bsky.social
Is it just me but with DeBrusk and others wanting out of Vancouver, why the desire to trade Myers, a high minutes defenseman, a dressing room leader, who wants to be in Vancouver?

Not to worry, the sun has set.

And if you’re old enough…

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The billionaires who will profit from this war also own the media.