When the pussy got me down

facts. Can we go back to ripping off Dust2

I'm a regular boy, no tricks or anything

I'm on cloud 10

i'm a handsome sweetie but my balls stink!

I like my pranks Bart-style

Cops always say hes acting strange but hes not acting at all

I need to smoke some damn dabweiser

i live in a different era

L. Ron Hubbard: *voice lowering a few notches* Its true that when a man ejaculates the resulting semen contains ·2.4 gigahertz (GH) radiation, but the man's semen is NOT toxic. The radiation from an actual ejaculation is mutagenic. Thus, the man's cum SHOULD NOT be consumed.

Somewhere there is a little boy with a giant poster board that says its all good, and another poster board that says its all fucked.

im going to say it. i fucking hate you

Pizza For Your Skull

I want my gravestone to just say Its Not Over Yet

I got the worst job in the world. I drive a giant robot around

I have been declared the champion wizard. The people celebrate.

I will be using the curse Words to drive a stake through the heart of your soul

1. Get your dick sucked good

Bisexuals be having so much fun with a life full of love and laughter. They want to share that.

To be honest I think I'm in love with you

Haha fuck it if you're a white boy. Go for it lol.

i dont know how to do anything that doesnt blow your mind

just got the results

Heeeeeeeelp heeeeeeelp heeeeeeeeelllpp

i'm on blue sky talking like it's just you and me

🥰🥰thank u i appreciate it ur so kind

🤯🤯🤯

it's so over we're so back it's so over we're so back

i'm on blue sky talking like it's just you and me