Herman Goring really didn’t do well in Nuremberg and part because he was drying out from an untold number of substances

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“Yeah honey and you get a special adidas tracksuit if when you finish the race. Yes I have friends who have one it’s very nice.”

Had an incredibly difficult and painful conversation with my daughter this morning about how I’ve never been a good enough runner to qualify for (much less run) the Boston Marathon

Thank you @inthesedeserts.bsky.social for singing the praises of Hatch NM. We also randomly came upon it traveling across the country recently and it RULES

Add RPV to that list too tbh

Like Huntington Beach though Laguna it’s a place that should have zero people living there

Can’t wait for my grand children to read BLITZED (Part II)

The president is Mar-a-Lago Sober (only takes prescription pills rich people can afford without insurance)

The FBI Director Is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

Pretty incredible that trump is the only non-drunk in his entire cabinet www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

Genius move by Marie Gluesenkamp Perez to attack an objectively cute animal in support of a completely nonsense policy

You are a bad person with terrible opinions.

Orange Police Department on Instagram: "On April 8, 2026, a coordinated operation was carried out with our SWAT Team, Special Investigations Unit and Code Enforcement following a months-long investiga... 2,189 likes, 95 comments - cityoforangepd on April 10, 2026: "On April 8, 2026, a coordinated operation was carried out with our SWAT Team, Special Investigations Unit and Code Enforcement following a...

The City of Orange released this insane hype video of their cops using a goddamn tank to raid a happy ending massage parlor, complete with a Linkin Park soundtrack. Truly hate living in Verhooven America www.instagram.com/reel/DW92tOz...

Smdh at redditors who don’t know Belcher is a french Canadian surname

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Good news: my cardio stress test went well and everything is good

Bad news: they shaved my sections of my chest hair for the leads and it looks WEIRD

Really wish my dad was alive to see his least favorite next door neighbor absolutely eat shit in an election

When I got back into competitive running the Volcano became my only vice

Ngl I loved them but they have been firmly in the “don’t even try again” drug category for me since like 2018

The Entire "Here Comes The Pizza" Affair YouTube video by Paul Kafasis

I can’t believe I’m writing this, but today is one of the greatest moments in baseball history history. It’s the 19th anniversary of the Fenway Pizza Throw featuring Don Orsillo and the late Jerry Remy with a guy who wasted a piece of cheese pizza.

Thank you Hillary Clinton I really wanted to know if there existed an equally stupid policy to what the Trump admin is currently doing but I needed to hear it from a slightly more condescending imperial voice. Hope the UAE check clears before they are out of money.

New englanders are allowed to hate Polar™️???

In awe of the fits my 10 year old pulls off completely independent of any input from her friends or family. Just the coolest kid on the planet.

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Haven’t seen a more brutal 0/2 weekend for a JD since JD Drew’s 2011 season with the Red Sox

Katie Porter for Governor: I merely abuse my staffers *emotionally*

@stefanbc.bsky.social what the