THEY FUCKING DID IT EVERYONE

416 feet???? we are so fucking back

I DECLARE THIS THE SPRINGER OF GEORGE

Waluigi hitting a home run without a charge swing YouTube video by Not_Soggy

this is my jacob wilson batting stance camp in case anyone was curious www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0qS...

we need to pull a 2018 sanchoumou and crowdfund so we can buy the espresso machine and donate it to the bbhof. who's with me. www.asahi.com/ajw/articles...

2026 World Baseball Classic - Home Run Celebration - Italy Espresso Machine - Authenticated to 3 Games (3/10 Pool Play, 3/14 Quarterfinal, 3/16 Semifinal) Another great MLB auction

highkey kinda offended that the espresso machine is up for auction

not in a sanctity of the game kind of way or anything i just firmly believe the espresso machine belongs in cooperstown auctions.mlb.com/2026-world-b...

YOU may know vinnie pasquantino for his power. *i* know him for his posting game,

i’m doing my roots rn so was literally like wait lemme move my bang so i can see that morishita home run again just now

ohhh so japan-venezuela is gonna be one of THOSE games huh

oh shit we got ourselves a fucking ballgame now

also did christian vázquez bleach his goatee blond instead of his hair 😭😭😭

i would 8-2 be a puerto rico fan right now

i don’t have my glasses on and the score was kinda small so i was like “oh it’s 2-3, close g— That’s Not A Three”

oh my god i was busy studying the blade, italy is up by HOW MUCH right now???

"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

rip to the pasquatch’s sleep schedule bc i think if i had to do three shots of espresso in one night i’d go into heart failure

CANADA THROUGH TO THE KNOCKOUT ROUNDS OF THE WBC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO

ok so what are the tiebreaker scenarios for pool b tomorrow? can someone get the tokyo chart guy on the line?

this is the most insane 4 (now 5) game i’ve ever seen

holy shit

i fucking love wbc baseball bsky.app/profile/mear...

STOP THE COUNT!!!! AUSTRALIA WINS 2-6

OWEN CAISSIE TWO RUN HOMER IKTR

The Next Revolution of AI in Sport - Large Language Models | MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference

this is from 2023 and i haven't kept up well with research in this area since then so very possibly some of the main issues highlighted here have since been fixed, but i thought this talk was super informative at the time: www.sloansportsconference.com/event/the-ne...

haven't read the paper yet (will do so next!) so maybe this is addressed but i always feel like my biggest criticism of trying to use an LLM to predict baseball (or any sport honestly) is that baseball is a structured language and therefore an LLM isn't the appropriate tool for this problem

when justin verlander got traded to the astros i accidentally broke the news to my classmate who was a HUGE jv tigers fan right before class (like, his phone background was of him with jv) and he spent the entire lecture sitting in a daze. sorry i ruined your day ty, hope today's news helps,

mochi plushies of miyuki kazuya and furuya satoru from daiya no ace overlooking my plate of trofie al pesto

miyuki kazuya and furuya satoru have made it to the winter meetings in orlando

if aj preller shows up with a fresh root melt balayage i will bash my own head in with a baseball bat

i absolutely need to have the coolest hair at winter meetings but i also don’t want to spend $400 on getting it done which is why i’m spending my friday bleaching my roots

thanksgiving leftovers 🤝 my head
wrapped in plastic wrap