time to commit crimes (thank you 🥺)

selfie of me in a blue and white striped overshirt and white tee, plus a gold necklace and ring. i have one eye closed and sticking out my tongue slightly.

guy who “just has to get through this week” every week: i just have to get through this week

had a friend visiting the last several days and got to also be a tourist with them now that the weather is nicer, but we were on the go nearly non-stop and i am so tired

pad see ew with pork, shrimp if i’m feeling decadent

please 😭😭😭

ORLANDO!!!!!!

well yes!! 🙂‍↕️

megan thee stallion holding up a drink while smiling

will likely be missing the drag race finale tonight so let me preemptively say: myki fucking meeks!!!

💀💀💀

i do!

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

used to be one of the rotten ones and i liked you for that

happy birthday!!!

excerpt of an article that reads: That! Feels Good! is a record built upon sonic indulgence, and what I assume to be a vast catalogue of influences. I tell Ware I hear Earth, Wind & Fire, Evelyn "Champagne" King, Countess Luann... "Countess Luann?" Ware looks puzzled. There is a track on the album that - to my ears at least - echoes the mercilessly camp 2010 single "Money Can't Buy You Class" by former Real Housewives of New York star Luann de Lesseps, in which the socialite and reality TV staple speak-sings a tribute to luxury grandeur. Ware has, in fact, never heard the song and promptly pulls up her Spotify in search of it. "Oh my God, she's verified!" Ware taps play, a tinny, chintzy bassline erupting out of her iPhone speakers. She looks mortified. "Hmm. I was going for 'Vogue, Grace Jones... I was thinking more B- 52s, babe."

with new jessie ware soon, i often think about that time an interviewer told her that her music sounds like countess luann.

it’s finally nice enough to break out my bike

buttercream remains my one true nemesis of baking…

princess peach from mario 64 writing a letter to mario that reads, “Dear Mario: Do NOT come to the castle. I've baked an absolute dogshit cake. Just completely fucked it up. I'm so sorry— Peach”

made the most fuckass cake of my life (hopefully the vision makes sense and it will at least taste good)

i’ve heard good things, but they’re not in costco. 😔

i can’t tell anymore if the ones i eat (iq bars) are actually decent or if i’ve conditioned myself to like them

listening to poster sessions about things i don’t know anything about at the symposium i volunteered to be a judge for

it’s monday

exactly because i did in fact lay on my (vacuumed) couch and did not move for over an hour

apartment is CLEAN

found this print last night at a market and i was finally able to transplant my tomato starters today…oh it’s all coming together

thank you!! it’s like 15 years old so sadly it’s started to malfunction a little, but i hope i can fix it. 😔

exactlyyyyy. 🙂‍↕️

jerry the mouse in the shape of a cheese wedge he ate

record player spinning a green vinyl of pollen by tennis. above on two shelves are the following records: fetch the bolt cutters - fiona apple gut - baths i love my computer - ninajirachi desire, i want to turn into you - caroline palochek

closeup of the green vinyl of pollen by tennis spinning

spring rotation. 🌷