If it ever happens I'll remember that you cursed me!

Thankful that I've never peed irl when dreaming about peeing.

Telling people to "live like a local" while traveling is so weird. Go see the touristy places. They're popular for a reason. If you're there for more than a couple of days or it's not your first time then sure, venture away from the touristy areas.

Unfortunately people don't call it Southworst for nothing.

Oh yeah. I forgot the obvious one: people are obsessed with cars.

I was fully expecting at least one response of "ewww, ketchup?" so I can only assume that only New Yorkers and Canadians have seen this skeet.

Everyone is assuming you're referring to a head wig but you could be talking about a pubic wig.

With the consistenly good weather there, are scooters popular? I imagine so but I don't know if there's a factor I'm not think of that makes them not.

Bacon, egg, & cheese w/ salt, pepper, & ketchup on a potato roll please.

Definitely looks like it

Body goals

Me after a few drinks

Bartender's Mouthwash (Rumple Minze)
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social

for* 🤦

Putting together patio furniture reminded me that these soft hands are jorking, not working.

Had the roof deck refinished and a bunch of new stuff is being put in (furniture, speakers, lighting, etc) just in time for it to be miserably hot outside. Hopefully we get some normal spring weather.

Running my first outdoor 5k in about an hour. I run a 5k on a treadmill once or twice a week but never done outdoor. Wish me luck that I don't trip, sprain an ankle, or something.

Y'all gonna be busy

Stands for "First Come, First [to service me]"

Guy flexing in a black tank top and Grey cotton shorts while holding something flaccid in his shorts. Might be circumcised.

FCF?

I hate when it's quiet at work because then I should do stuff that I've been avoiding. SAD.

A simpler time

The badly done color matching on my part screams "graphic design is my passion"

Twitter fail whale with the text: "Bluesky is over capacity"

"You're always so helpful!"
Yes, you're paying me.

You're not wrong

Why does Star Trek have toilets when they could use the transporters to zap the poop right out?

The economy!

Pets of gay men and white women really be living the dream. No cares in the world.