Papillon not winning for best animated short is a crime who can I arrest.

Sometimes the day is so shit and frustrating that the only thing that will save you is a Jess King Hardstyle EDM ride.

a snowball penguin toy with penguins on it ALT: a snowball penguin toy with penguins on it

Watched ski mountaineering this morning. Is this anything? #skimo

Circling back to this simply to gush over how much the new Thursday Murder Club book is serving me emotionally right now.

Congrats!! I taught a chapter of your book to my grad class a few weeks ago!

a man says whatever happens now in front of a group of men ALT: a man says whatever happens now in front of a group of men

Grades are in. Graduation is over. Peace out. ✌️

Just rummaged through the closet for my regalia for tomorrows ceremony and oh man between me and my husband we have serious gown overload. Real terminal degree sickness over here.

We have entered the BFFR interval of grading.

Maybe just realizing now that part of my investment in the conclave had a lot to do with my #survivor fandom. #alwaysbeclavin

We could have had a Kyle, Kamilla, Shauhin final three and now we have NOTHING. #survivor

DAVID STANDING UP LIKE THAT WAS THE CRINGIEST THING IN HAVE EVER SEEN. #survivor

This season of #survivor is so cooked and I’m taking it personally.

This will sound weird but love yourself enough to write your own term papers.

Off to teach our youth how to writing good

a baseball player is holding his arms in the air and says `` let 's go ! '' ALT: a baseball player is holding his arms in the air and says `` let 's go ! ''

In grading jail until the Phillies game.

Watching the Phillies is like interval training for your emotions.

made a meme about my mental state

So glad the slutty turtlenecks are back. #goodjobkyle

Oh good, my mental support sports boys are back. #Phillies

Cedrek, wyd!

With the week of political unrest we’ve had, it is a blessing to watch old fashioned camp drama on #Survivor.

Our first Oscar-winning Ghostface

No Nickel Boys for adapted screenplay? Straight to jail.

I’m sorry, a Maxwell Murders needle drop on Yellowjackets? We are so back.

Alec Bohm voice: I fucking love this place. #gobirds #gophils

*girls by the beastie boys*
All I really want is BIRDS
In the morning its BIRDS
& in the evening its BIRDS
I like the way that they WALK
It's chill to hear them TALK

Jalen Hurts squatting 600 LBS in college was WILD 😱👏 (via ou_football) #shorts YouTube video by NFL on ESPN

Thinking of him. 🦅 #gobirds www.youtube.com/watch?v=wigQ...

Lol this was before all the bugs.

The aesthetics on #TheTraitorsUS are off the charts!! We need this right now.

Evergreen writing advice to myself: Stop it with the "to be" verbs, girl!