SORRY IM A MESS ILL CHECK RN

The white is silk noil and the black is actually a silk twill usually used for neckties 😌

Nobody else is ever getting that Sorey cape until I die btw that shit is hand patterned and made of 100% silk

I have so many cosplay props I'm never going to use again but am way too proud to get rid of, so: wall decorations

Is it time for the once-every-200-chapters plot movement?!?!?

me, unemployed, hasn't styled a wig in 8 years: man I have a cosplay idea that would go so goddamn hard

April 20, 2026 Turnabout Trump Trial of Phoenix Wright for the murder of Zak Gramarye. Apollo Justice makes his court debut. The Gavin Law Offices is dissolved.

Happy Apollo Justice's first case day everyone

I'm still salty that super contests completely nerf moveset type alignment, but they DO force you to be a tryhard at poffin making in the higher ranks so I appreciate that at least. Unless you mix multiplayer in which case it's trivial. Balance is all over the place really

in addition to the nature multiplier for Pokéblocks/poffins and sheen, there should be hidden multipliers unique to your Pokémon for each contest stat that you have to breed to optimize if you want to beat Fantine's drifblim in a Master rank Super Contest without getting really lucky

Pokémon would be better if instead of making the contests easier in later gen remakes they made them even more complicated with more invisible stupid bullshit mechanics. There should be IVs for contest stats

Didn't put her there; I think she really likes the climb more than anything. She'll climb up and then chill for a bit and then climb back down. Glad she is using it!

Surveying her kingdom

Steam Medieval Fest Apr 20 - 27 at 10 am PT Medieval-inspired graphic showcasing the game The Last Winter Knight

Steam's Medieval Fest is here yippee ⚔️

I can guarantee it will have at least one hand drawn knight game ⬇️
store.steampowered.com/app/2768420/...

Festival ⬇️
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FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT I SAID HUNGY . IM NOT 2AM HUNGRY IM 2AM HUNGY. BIG DIFFERENCE

got a real bad case of 2am Hungry rn

won't wake up at 6am for work but will wake up at 6am to harvest berries to make pokémon have 5-star pre-judging in the master rank super contest without other people to mix poffins with

have alarms to water my spelon (and co.) berries at 12 hours and 24 hours, and another alarm to harvest at 32 hours. being a contest champion is serious business.

nvm. spent all day on a nice new loft for her with a nice hide underneath and she has decided to shove her face in some grass and pass out right here

Next steps will be to Add More Plants. But this is not bad for a day's work!

Hermann's tortoise eating a pile of leafy greens. In the back of the enclosure there is a loft structure with a cool dark hide underneath

Dinner in the new digs

An enclosure surrounded by mismatched cage walls, with visible duct tape connecting a shower curtain to the wooden frame, green quilted fabric sealed over the top, and anti-cat-mats on top of the fabric.

Full enclosure. It's still not quite as much space as she really needs but every upgrade is a better quality of life for her. Reptile owners beware: there is a 99% chance whatever you build will not be instagrammable and will look like some janky DIY shit

A lifted area in a tortoise enclosure made from a plastic storage bin on its side supported by a drawer

Chest of drawers missing its bottom shelf

Don't have a bottom shelf on this chest of drawers anymore but it was worth it. She's climbed into her loft like 3 times she is definitely #enriched

It's not huge, but it makes an automatic nice shaded hide underneath and more space for me to put random shit on the main floor. Plus climbing the ramp is #enrichment

(there's also a fence on the side I just moved it to take this pic)

A Hermann's tortoise sitting in a small elevated room made from a plastic storage crate on a shelf, with a ramp of small wooden logs leading up to it

Obsessing over tortoise enclosures all night last night -> building Wiggle a loft today

banana bread sounds delicious. when are they inventing teleportation so I can make banana bread for my friends in different countries

(person who hasn't baked anything in like a year nor cooked anything more complicated than premade tortellini) I'm omw

this is what I mean when I say these pokéspe R/S brainworms have been chronic for a long time

Whiteboard marker art depicting the panel when Norman catches up to Ruby with the text DAD GLARE in bold letters

I went through my old Reddit post history (embarrassing. not advised) to see how long ago it was that I posted on the tortoise subreddit for advice because it looked like Wiggle was pyramiding. 9 years ago. Anyway I also found this which is entirely unrelated to that

as a wise person on a tortoise forum once said... if they're making a mess that means they're using it

Picture of a Hermann's tortoise eating a pile of greens in the background with a dirty water dish full of dirt and mud in the foreground

I love Wiggle very much but sometimes being a tortoise owner is looking at that absolutely filthy water and going "I literally just changed that an hour ago"