He looks like the kid from uzumaki mid snail transformation

We should post unflattering pictures of him everyday, for the next four years.

He might as well just own it now.
#ElonMusk

After watching a nazi salute and flames rip through millions, I’d like it to be free Rita’s day.

Big hater of those who are constantly trying to sell you by deceiving - “want me to listen to your song? I’ll review it for free but if you want to skip to the front of the line, PayPal me $100” IE., they’ll never listen unless you pay.

Millionaires and multi billion dollar companies be like, “we are doing our part, by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Seattle Road sign reads “one less CEO, many more to go”.
It’s wild to see the wealthy afraid for a change. I love that for them.
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My dark under eyes are finally in style so I get less sleep and under eat - nothings changed since yesterday

Just took my adderal and I’m prancing around my apartment singing ‘Like A Prayer’

The UHC shooter was flirting with a barista and I hope he/she/they gave him is coffee for free

The Mars Volta is not only incredible music, but the back story of the band is so interesting

If I wake up screaming does that make me more punk or less punk?

🎶‘I saw mommy having a weird 4-some, then promptly met my end by Art the Clown’🎶

sneaking downstairs on christmas eve and finding santa, jack skellington, and the grinch exploring each other’s bodies

Very good guess, it was going to be Mom Jeans but yeah you should absolutely listen to our stuff please thank you

Vans Warped Tour just reposted my video, should I be excited or offended?

So is it easier or harder to sell feet pics on Bluesky?

According to my Costcodad, 2:30pm on the week days is the best time to come to Costco

Boy do I have a band for you 🥲 but for real, same. Good thing we never blew up there (?)

Never too old or too Swedish - thanks for sharing your tunes with me!

I’ve been cringe since birth, and I’ll be cringe till I die - am I taking the bit too far??????

Okay flex on me then

Tbh playing every month sounds nice

What?

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please share. Picture of library aisle filled with books.

To the people sitting behind us TALKING during Andrea Bocelli - I hope you choke on your tongues and slip on dog shit. Why buy tickets if you’re going to talk and tap your feet the ENTIRE time?????

This doctor’s letter to United Heathcare for denying nausea medication to a child on chemotherapy.

🔎Lofi beats to grind my teeth to

Repost if you’ve played to an audience of <10