I have a big patch of local flowers in my front yard and it's always buzzing with bees all spring and summer it's great. They never sting me. There's a wasp nest in there too. Also never sting me.

I enjoy the Internet. Social media is great

Yesterday when bluesky was having it's totally not vibe coding problems i had that 30+ notif thing that looks of other people had and i immediately thought oh my god no what did i do??

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Oh shit

You're right though

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

Oh cool the two worst experiences you can have at the same time

If anyone ever says the phrase "do better" at me I'm going to do so so much worse

Fuckin landlords

I want to be a butthole instead of nice for a bit

There's nothing like retail that makes you super tired of being likeable. Tired of being pleasant.

This guy finally got adopted. It can no longer bite me. It bit me in the armpit!! A customer saw and laughed! >;(

My dignity!!

I'm having a cute little spa day. Sorta. Idk. I'm bleaching and cutting my hair and doing my nails. :3

A pixel art image of the face of a bear from the video game "Altered Beast" (1989). Its expression is one of "grim bear determination".

Hello. It is me. I am Bear, from Sega's hit 1988 game, Altered Beast. I hope your day is going well. Do you have any honey. Hello

That death's head moth on the death tarot card is tits

I mean I agree but we're alone in this. And it's an opinion that makes old-school fans of the game deeply angry lmao. But I've never played the isometric old games so i don't give a shit.

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It's a lot of video games from pretty much almost every era except like pre nes cuz fuck that era yeah i said it. I grew up with an Atari and it was god awful. Too many to list sorry

Extremely normie middle aged tastes with a pick for overrated sure to make everyone think less of me

Pixel art of creepy skulls and tentacles and too many glowing eyes everywhere

Been noodling on this. I dunno if I'll finish it. Drawing skulls and not giving a shit if they're accurate owns

This is a fun decade. Just fantastic

Oh hello did you also grow up in North Texas in the 1990s. Well then. *Leans over and sexily breathes into your ear* westwaaaaaaaay foooooooord

I can't sleep i ate too much chicken lmao. My insides are making unholy sounds. Good thing i don't work tomorrow

1980s Trophy Nissan rap commercial YouTube video by VCRchivist

Get out of my brain!!

Probably a good quarter of my brain is occupied by local commercial jingles.

Besides the moon I'm also exceedingly excited about the europa clipper mission but that's not really gonna get exciting until 2030. Although it is gonna swing by earth again this December for it's final gravity assist. c:

What the… five astronauts came out??

Build a moon base in my life time!!

Oh no i love space stuff. Oh nooo.

Just like coky cola