Start the day with a bucket of toads.

I would like this, I already use a separate app that does this, but having the same in Telegram would just be neater.

A rat stands at a tiny xylophone, with caption "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006".

Happy 20th anniversary, Neil!

Can't think of anyone more qualified 😁

You're milking this for all it's worth! 🐮

A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

So, does it taste like asbestos?

The big question though: does he favour salt and vinegar, or salt and sauce?

me this entire week

I can even fly in the sky.

お空も飛べちゃいますっ☆

Ah, folk are starting to George RR Martin you... 😆

Timberpunk has become a favoured aesthetic of mine lately, looks good!

#Cinema time, The Bride! Love a monstrous romance.

Perfect analogy.

Does anyone actually -want- Bitlocker? 😆

#Cinema time, Project Hail Mary! When will someone make the first Rockysona?

I legitimately thought Chuck Norris was already dead, solely on the basis of the line in The Ultimate Showdown where he "descends from the heavens".

#Cinema time, Dhurandar 2: The Revenge! Four hours is a ludicrous run time for a film. Even with an interval, this is really more like seeing two films back to back. Dhurandar 1 was really good though...

"Playing chess while they’re playing checkers" is just a really fast way to get disqualified from the International Checkers Championship.

Barry Burns - Everybody to Kenmure Street Listen to Everybody to Kenmure Street by Barry Burns.

Morning, rat fans.

Here’s listening links to my score for (award winning film🏆) “Everybody To Kenmure Street”

Not all are live yet but I’m live and that’s enough.

lnk.to/kenmure

#Cinema time, Everybody to Kenmure Street! Protest is people power! ✊

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable.
Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

Squaaaaawk!

Erasure - Always (Official 4k Video) YouTube video by Erasure

Under the UK GDPR you have the Right to Erasure. So here you go:

youtu.be/lWqJTKdznaM

Free bag of chips! 😁

#Cinema time, How to Make a Killing! I bet this will be way more useful than How to Kill a Mockingbird - that film didn't explain anything about killing mockingbirds!

*dives in!*

That awkward moment when you're too tired to get ready for bed.

Love is a basic human right🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Gender shouldn’t draw any lines.
Why does the world make something so natural feel so hard?
Let’s hold hands and shout it loud—love should be free for everyone.
love is love♡