Twins over Mets. Cubs over Phils. It's all good. Just a night off.

Lol Spike Lee is courtside wearing a Knicks jersey with “Pope Leo” on the back

#NBAsky

Coachella is removing these videos, so they might be about to learn about the Strokesand Effect.

Dinkytown (Minneapolis). Likely ca. 2005? Grateful every time I was there.

Oh, we're dancing.

Yes. Philip. We're hungry for context. It's your specialty.

Whatever it takes. (I'm starting to see the West Coast as toxic.)

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Relatedly, I think often about how the Tylenol killer continues to vex us. Every day.

Panicked Dodgers Owner Has No Idea How He’s Going To Come Up With $414 Million Payroll LOS ANGELES—Admitting that the team’s ballooning salary expenditures had rapidly gotten away from him, panicked Los Angeles Dodgers owner Mark Walter told reporters Thursday that he had absolutely no ...

“What the hell, $414 million? I’m totally fucked! Obviously I did not mean to spend half a billion goddamn dollars on baseball players—that’s insane!” said Mark Walter

Both of Marco Rubio’s parents were born in Cuba. Marco Rubio was born in Miami in 1971, before they became US citizens. He is a US citizen because he was born in the US under birthright citizenship. #Hypocrites

Look at this.

This wallet has just put an $800,000 bet on boots on the ground in Iran.

They previously were right about the time US struck Iran first.

Unusual.

AI, Journalism, and Human Thought/Expression: The Racket Editorial Take - Racket TL;DR: Racket will remain a proudly AI-free shop. Here's why.

Straight outta MN: Magnificent manifesto 👇 (sweeten your life, read Racket).
AI, Journalism, and Human Thought/Expression: The Racket Editorial Take - racketmn.com/ai-journalis...

I prefer a cross dresser to a puppy killer.

Folks in Minnesota are starting to get these. If the Feds are issuing you a citation for your work protecting our neighbors, contact our local National Lawyers Guild. They're working to coordinate legal defense of these petty offenses.

nlgmn.org/contact/

One of my favorites growing up...

"The Great Escape"
"Grand Prix"
"Darby's Rangers"
"Support Your Local Sheriff"

He also chose to be on the right side of history...

March on Washington, August 28th, 1963:

Hard to overstate how obvious this was in Minneapolis. They'd roll around the neighborhood in full gear, doing nothing immigration-related at all, wait for angry crowds to gather, and then attack them with tear gas and pepper spray! It was a violent siege and the feds owe us billions in reparations.

a very special FUCK YOU to anyone who thinks I should have been forced to stay in the shitty rural town I grew up in

elizabeth warren linking to my story in the first sentence of a letter to pete hegseth is blowing my mind

www.warren.senate.gov/imo/media/do...

Exactly, yes. No glory, no cameras, do the work. Hats off.

Long-ass day at the SD65 convention, but to be honest I’m leaving feeling more hopeful and more inspired than I did at No Kings yesterday. The big names (Bruce) were cool, but a bunch of neighbors spending 10+ hours in a high school auditorium to actively fight for our democracy meant a lot more.

I'm enjoying the WW era. #braves

Post reporters called the White House. Some saw ‘Epstein Island’ on the screen. Washington Post journalists who called the White House switchboard using Google Pixel Android phones saw “Epstein Island” on their screens Thursday.

Someone made it so if you called the White House the name says "Epstein Island" www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

Oh man. Yes. I'd never try. Too busy coming in with my emotions.

Best rock song in the history of rock songs. No doubt.

All correct. But 14th has to be partner dancing. Then 15th, if they haven't come to blows, square dancing. I'd stay up.

Absolutely factual.

It's quite amazing how much MLB hates its fans. Opening night, two storied teams, only available on ... Netflix.

What a giant fuck you to millions of people who love baseball but don't want/need/have Netflix.

Have you ever called C-span? It's a little intimidating.

I will follow you, wherever you may go... Anyway, hope you still show up on Washington Journal from time to time?