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Posts by Ninjula
lol, Michelle bought one too!
When asked why the actor had to leave early, he replied “the rat on set was literally driving me nuts”
What are you cooking, stepbrother?
Bro. This timeline is so dumb.
Botox was a whole lot cooler when I thought it was snake venom.
After years of misunderstandings, apologies, and frustration, I have finally realized I have resting bitch voice.
this man owns the largest crack rock in Vegas AND elk penis. That’s called asset diversification.
This Sat 2p PST hop on twitch for @ninjula.bsky.social’s annual holiday Xmas stream! It’s every ridiculous good and bad Xmas remix he and @djheadshot.bsky.social can find! m.twitch.tv/ninjula/home
“I’ve…seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched independent game companies glitter in the dark.
All those moments will be lost… in micro transactions. Like $20 for tears in the rain.
Time…to….monetize.”
Sadly, my empathy is out of network.
It’s thanksgiving here in the states. Here’s a song you didn’t know you needed. on.soundcloud.com/RYyuvX7c4rWd...
Besides doing a bunch of music for holiday hack this year, I’ll be dropping a drum and bass Xmas tune. Think Mannheim Steamroller with finger guns.
#xmasmusic
When someone yells stop! I never know if I should look, listen, break it down, or if it’s on love’s authority.