Good luck!

I feel like you're more deserving of my archives degree than I am 😂

For real, I never spent money on Drops, but I would've paid for an offline version if that was the compromise. Hell, I would still pay for an offline version if they released it today!

I forgot they even made this! This was one of the few shirts I didn't get from that collection (along with the two that had breast pocket designs). I'm just not a fan of big empty white t-shirts in general, especially not the oversized tees they used here.

Imagine if he worked on Ladybug stuff. They could have new merch assets for the first time since season 4!

I was gonna say something in response but everything I start comes out sappy to the point of cloying 😭

I honestly had no idea how much of Albiero's art was used on merch until recently. I just thought he was a particularly dedicated fan artist! 🙃

It was a Match-3 game! Those are supposed to be for us! 😭

Trying to impress Jodie Foster

I'm just trying to picture what she thought vaginoplasty looked like that would've left my urethra at its full length. She probably never considered it before, but now I'm just picturing pissing out of a loose urethra like it's a teeny tiny inflatable tube guy.

I was honestly surprised that no one took a look down there for anything at any point during the whole process (not counting x-ray and CT scans), but I thought for sure she was going to come up with some reason to check out my surgeon's work.

This weekend while I was in the ER, one of the nurses was discussing how it's easier for women to get UTIs because of their anatomy and shortened urethra. When I told her that I'd had bottom surgery, she wasn't familiar with it and had no idea about any of the underlying structural changes.

I finally figured out what I love so much about your lettering. It conveys a sense of prosody that I rarely see elsewhere!

I got excited for his first new album in 10 years but apparently that's not why Prince is trending

I didn't realize you could tan a hide without removing it from the animal

How is it that we haven't gotten a single Sailor Moon game since Sailor Moon Drops? A ten year drought!

Someone raise that monitor a few inches; look at this guy's awkward half-crouch to stay in frame with it

A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

a quick comic about “lesbian”

Annie on her 7th Annie-versary, with her blue floral Annie-versary dress and her hair long

This was last year’s picture, 6 months before I got my hair cut.

Thank you!

Today was my 8th Annie-versary, but I’m still recovering from Saturday’s ER adventure, so I’ll do the annual dress picture tomorrow

Happy birthday!!!

That movie had me fucked up for days afterwards

Congratulations on a well-earned retirement!!!

Get you a bestie who takes your own wellbeing more seriously than you do

But boy oh boy am I gonna enjoy being able to sleep tonight

One urgent care and two ERs later and we finally determined that I have a UTI. Not kidney stones, not an organ infection, just a UTI. It took them 6 urine tests, an X-ray, and a CT scan to determine this. I spent $550 for just the copays and Ubers; who knows how much the tests will run.

I don't care which one they pick, but they need to pick one in order for me to move forward on this task. They're functionally the same to me, but I know that if I go ahead and pick one, they'll want the other, and that'll be a headache to fix after the fact.

Paralyzed! At The Office by the decision for a coworker to select one of two four-digit numbers

Personally I'm fine with bad actors having to deal with the consequences of their own actions. Not gonna see me crying over her leopard-eaten face after all her support for the leopards eating faces party. She got exactly what she asked for.