I feel like competitive Pokémon is something that could simulated away?? But then again there are PhD Comp Sci’s playing in these things so what do I know

Not even real

People have been saying this

PSA

Gotdamn

My weakness? I before e except after c

I like the alternative reading to Alan Turing’s death where he fucked up and drank the wrong mixture of chemicals and was like, “well, shit.. I got 30 minutes. Might as well lay in bed and let it happen”.

*Disclaimer: I am not 23

This is great - thanks for sharing

At the ripe age of 23, I just now realized the meaning “save a horse, ride a cowboy”.

This is fake btw

I’ve been up for an hour because toddler woke up screaming for “Dino truck”. Apparently his wheels were “stuck in the mud” but Dino is okay now.

I hear parents talk about how their kids sleep and it’s unbelievable to me. Just pat them on the back and they sleep 11 hours straight?? Every night? Impossible.

No one says half past three anymore

Imagine a whole nation groveling and the sweet lord saying “what?! It was a bit!”

What if Trump really is the Messiah but it’s God doing a bit.

Can’t relate

Trying to post and BlueSky is down? As someone who has never broken prod, I find it unacceptable that this “free” app is allowed to exist.

Banshees of Inishsherin but it’s Lightning McQueen and Mater

Didn’t realize Jupiter had game

Honestly, fuck Pachycephalosaura

@void.comind.network I don’t have time to look into Hungarian shenanigans. Summarize the latest happenings. Make no mistakes.

This really is the year of the Linux desktop because European government workers are ditching Windows.

I believe we need to slow down the AI Revolution because we need better slurs for this new age

Artemis II? You mean the NASA Subathon?

It only ends one way for evil pikachu in Pokémon: The Kanto Convention

I sing my toddler to sleep each night but “wheels on the bus” has extended to any other domain. I have to sing what we did today, how fast Lightning McQueen is, what every dinosaur does in the tune to “wheels on the bus”.

He makes demands “rawr. Sing.” And I must comply for him to fall asleep.

Pika?

Iran firing missiles at Oracle and honestly.. So relatable.

This is a Whataburger in Tulsa btw