damn someone already made this joke, in a much funnier way too

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Fellas, if she tries to tell you that another 2 inches doesn’t matter, just remember: July 13, 2024 Butler, Pennsylvania

james cameron releasing titanic II in 2034

they should make a baldurs gate with hardcore sex scenes

i have never felt so represented

there's only one asian npc in baldur's gate 3 and she's a short cuckold forced to watch the devil have sex but never join

i will continue posting this until colin mortimer refunds my $20

Never forget

having trouble finding the full repo of episodes, can you help me

sigh. i gotta visit a jollibee next time I'm in LA

(lana) another filipina, my first real girlfriend ever - six days older than me. she was great. same height as the other two. wore wire ears. the breakup was 100% my system's fault. i think she's married now, I'm happy for her

(sue) then there was the other filipina - we weren't dating or anything, but she threatened to punch my teeth in. to be fair it was after i showed her my attempt at the woke 14 words

(xuan) i miss my filipina ex. she was great; she worked for a vegan meat company, she was physically active, and eating her out was fun as hell

but one day she kicked me really hard without my consent, triggering a childhood trauma that led me to withdraw for the rest of our relationship

The fact that this is what people sound like when they are sleep talking makes me think the brain has a language model

i don't know how many layers of irony you're on

i think im a better person than charles manson

Oh my god indeed

If you think your day is going poorly I just saw a reply on this website where a guy was trying to argue about the evils of Castro before accidentally linking to a kardashian sex tape because some people very clearly masturbate while arguing online

who here wants a frinkiac for buffy

"We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch. You had the sheep, you had the shears, you had the plain, sleek eco-friendly merino wool shoes and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth and made money. But you just had to blow it up! You, and your pride, and your ego."

wdym, you can toggle to remove captions

I (30F) cheated on my boyfriend (32M) of four years with a high school classmate after he abandoned me right after surgery to hang out with his (19F) coworker that he also moved into our apartment. AITA?

damn he's right

okay but John McCain had an marginally better excuse for publicly using the word "gook" and that still wasn't acceptable

you can forward it to GiveDirectly, which gives the money to the actual poorest people in the world. up to you, I was going to send it there anyway

When your White friend argues with his mom YouTube video by LongBeachGriffy

youtu.be/rFv0vHRdE3w

i don't expect gratitude but i also don't expect to be bitch-sassed for doing a good thing