Are they going to have a BBC reporter stand outside the BBC reporting on what's happening at the BBC to a colleague who's sat inside the BBC?

I thought the point of it was, other than the achievement of doing the 92 itself, visiting clubs you wouldn’t normally be able to, learning about local rivalries and histories, experiencing quirky grounds, local culinarily delights I.e. becoming a more well rounded football fan

I don’t get that one either. How exactly are you supposed to complete the 92 if you don’t ’randomly’ visit teams you don’t support.

"Revellers"

Yes I remember using temp agencies early 2000s and pretty much being guaranteed to get a job quite soon, maybe not the same day but within a week or so, might not have been that great but you could always get *something* during holidays or to tide you over

If I was a fire I wouldn’t knock

Breakfast with frost / on the record
Football Italia live afternoon game
Songs of praise
Heartbeat
Time team

I remember ads for 118 888 but it was styled as 11 88 88 (double one, double eight, double eight) and featured three superhero characters each representing one pair of numbers, that was quite memorable and catchy

In Rudolph the red nosed reindeer I thought Santa was just being nice to him by letting him lead the sleigh because he was being bullied by the others, which I thought odd as he'd just be hated even more now. Thought the fog was just incidental scene building

What a guest he was, by the way

Remember when people were saying he would adopt a more serious, presidential persona once he was in office, that he was playing a character on the campaign trail?

"actually, Christmas has its origins as a pagan festival.." yes, we know, take a day off mate

I've never known anyone else who plays No Elbows Please!

Embroidery helps, though

'Could we make them look a bit healthier when on the plate?' 'I guess so, how about adding a couple of slices of pepper, half a lettuce and an entire head of celery?'

53, and that includes just recognising the name not knowing the songs, my music tastes never progressed beyond c.2010, nothing to be proud of I guess

This song, and the 4 Georges as a boy band, are just perfect.

We used to be a proper country

'leftards'. I had completely forgotten about his existence

A medieval manuscript illustration from the British Library royal ms 20 a ii f3r. Image shows a medieval king in a green gown and wearing a crown. He is stood within a burning castle with arms in the air and a look of 'oh dear' on his face

"this is fine"

British Library Manuscript - royal ms 20 a ii f3r

I understand the danger of echo chambers in terms of policies, strategies etc, but what's wrong with spending time with like minded people for fun, I wouldn't want to spend an evening in the pub with right wing trolls so why have to endure it online?

Swedish meatballs for tea, now hot chocolate video games with the kids before bedtime, then will probably fall asleep on sofa by half 9, rock n roll

Half Ma’am Half Brisket

Eye Rhyme Calamity at the Annual World Limerick Contest   There was a young poet from Slough, Who hadn’t prepared quite enough. He started to read Then wished himself dead, Having failed to think his rhymes through.   His brain must be made out of dough, So slapdash, careless, unthorough! Mumbling into his beard, He made them unheard And ended each line with a cough. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Eye Rhyme Calamity at the Annual World Limerick Contest’.

With the backing track 'Out of Control' by Chemical Brothers

Enticed by Parky to call up for a free 'no obligation' parker pen, then hounded relentlessly by sales calls I imagine

Ha, no worries, who can forget his glorious own goal for Man City?

Jamie Pollock?

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.