Knicks wyd

The same Pimco that just bought all <$400 mil> Blue Owl bonds. Hmm.

Among the many reasons I detest Kevin Hassett, it’s his willingness to go on TV and say things like this knowing full well the UAE Trump bribes are inclusive of owning 49% of WLFI.
And for his unending support he got passed over for the Fed job

Cuck more. You can’t.

Basically $AAPL under Cook gave you the S&P 500 for performance

Undefeated

#ettd

some rumors lately that were recently denied.

You have to manage exposure and never remotely let one trade bust a fund.

Whoa Tim Apple

$600

posting your way through it: Iran War edition

Donald J. Trump: I’m winning a War, BY A LOT, things are going very well

An under discussed topic is Trump’s personal crusade against US wind and solar power as the rest of the world’s production surges. It will have a long lasting negative effects on the environment and energy costs.

Bonus Miller Lite stat o' the day

0

The number of runs scored by the Mets in the 3rd inning this year (22 games) Dodgers have scored 23.

because 2 accounts control 70% of the outstanding shares and 54% of the float is out as short - it's a low float squeeze

“Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy"
-Elon Musk 4/25/22 (the day Twitter accepted his bid)

the mother of all squeezes in $CAR continuing - FRT first day I was not able to access a borrow

PSA flip on the Boston Marathon - there is a 9 women pack in the lead and on the men's side a Kenyan is about to set the course record

<checks for a borrow>

JD Jared and Witkoff are going to be in Islamabad talking to themselves (at best some Iranians who don't actually hold power)

ok now do the other headline

*TRUMP SAYS 'HIGHLY UNLIKELY' HE EXTENDS CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN


anyway futures dumped

what we have so far is a snoozefest -
below average daily volume
$SPY -50%
$QQQ -54%
$IWM -43%

Stonk borrows I check every day at my prime broker:

SWMR nope
BIRD nope
CAR thinking about it

Trump just told the NY Post he’s already on his way. Good times

oh look an Ohio based steel company is having its margins destroyed by higher energy inputs

#ettd

$CLF -7.7%

If Iran snatches JD, Trump will settle on the condition they keep him

Going into today I think we have had six straight weeks of a Monday futures print at least 100 handles above the Sunday night low - hard to overstate how profitable buying the dip has been

today in just say AI

*ADOBE AI AGENT TO HELP BOOST CUSTOMER ENGAGEMENT, SALES: WSJ

Miller Lite stat o' the day

59,758,000

the total number of call options traded Friday - the 2nd highest one day total in history