The iPhone HH.

The first “H” stands for “home button” and the second “H” stands for “headphone jack”

Yeah I dunno if the new guy will be any better but Tim Cook was an absolute disaster for Apple.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

OMG this would be amazing, I'm not really getting my hopes up quite this high but it is fun to dream...

I'd forgotten this was out this year - I need to finally get around to playing all the DLC they released for Tropico 6!

Impostor syndrome is an irrational negative response to positive stimuli/information. You can control it better by simply zooming out from the anxiety. You're auditing Good Things in your life and dismissing it as unearned -- but it's already there, and it couldn't have without your participation.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Okay this looks 100% up my alley as well and from the comments below it sounds like there are multiple seasons?!

Yeah he is suing the Treasury for $10B and then ordering them to settle with him for that amount. It's insanity.

If Trump succeeds in stealing $10B from the Treasury by suing himself, we need to claw that back plus interest / penalties right away at our first opportunity. Crazy, cartoonishly corrupt.

Holding a 1:00 am vote to try to ram through a fake reform bill that members had almost no time to read, let alone consider thoughtfully, is stooping to new lows in the FISA debate. It also smacks of desperation. 16/20

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

I was going to post something about how talking to "chat" in your social media posts is an interesting generational signal.

Dear reader, I realized it is all a matter of history repeating itself.

I thought surely that was a joke summation of what he was saying but it is an actual literal quote. And here I thought I couldn't like Mamdani any more than I already did.

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

A close up of a cardboard pizza box with the words, “Smurfit, Westrock", the company name with quotes and a comma added.

Small hard-boiled blue detective to his equally hard-boiled partner when the perp gets away:

A post which says "Heartbreaking: JRPG corridor has gone on for far longer than expected and you are starting to suspect that you actually took the correct path by accident"

This is me with Nioh 3 and Crimson Desert fighting over the square button, resulting in me hopping around like a lunatic in the latter.

US edges closer to popular vote deciding winner of presidential elections Virginia signs national popular vote bill into law, joining interstate compact with 17 other states and District of Columbia

Virginia signs national popular vote bill into law, joining interstate compact with 17 other states and District of Columbia

I think they already will have done so.

there's this American Business Brain logic that says "if you can't calculate the value of something, it must be assumed to be 0. All ongoing costs must be justified to the line item by KPIs that are objective."

Applied maximally, it will kill any and every golden goose to avoid paying for food

I'm sorry but you will never convince me that "Death Doula" is anything besides an esoteric RPG character class, or maybe a late-game specialization.

100% accurate

Loved both of the Bastards games, definitely looking forward to this!

This seems like a mindbogglingly self-destructive move.

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WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

WHAT

This stuff messed me up (in the best possible way) as a kid.

It is genuinely surreal to watch both the U.S. and Britain decide to destroy their own world-renowned and extremely profitable university systems at the same time.