A drunk off duty cop fired his gun at a Sox game & the Sox/police covered it up because they cover up all crimes committed by cops.

I hope the pope starts doing verbose posts about how it’s evil to be a cubs fan

Basically any "conspiracy theory" I used to believe in has, over time, been confirmed by document releases or good investigate journalism but I read a book in highschool about how Jimi Hendrix was killed by the FBI and that's the only unconfirmable conspiracy theory that I still really believe in

Jon Hamm is so good at being on TV. Has anyone else noticed this?

If Gwyneth Paltrow saw what I ate and drank at a baseball game she'd kill herself

i will give the press corpse this — going to the trouble of printing a couple of lines of the first amendment out on a sheet of fabric to express your fears about encroachment, then folding it up and putting it away in your suit pocket *does* send a message. it’s just not the message they think.

25 people total live in the Twin Cities and I follow all of them on here

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

Hellboy 2: The Golden Army ("Hellboy" is one word)

I don't think she should be writing songs about gossip. Not role model behavior

Ok ignore that I have a Noah Wylie pfp when I say those movies rock. Certified Sunday Hangover classics

Listening to Taylor Swift's first album and I think she could really turn this ship around if she started putting banjo in her music again

It's 73° in Chicago again so I'm dressing like Steven Spielberg

Whenever people start spilling romantic musings about 3rd spaces there comes a point where you realize they just might be an alcoholic lol

Sure, I'm in a cis, hetero, monogamous marriage but it's not actually as straightforward as you'd think and there is lots of push against gender norms within our relationship. For example, I listen to Katie Nolan's podcast but my wife listens to Bill Simmons

Every single doctor, patient, receptionist, and other support staff at the University of Chicago hospital is currently having the loudest speakerphone personal call in this nonemergency out-patient waiting room

The new decks are very embarrassing but it's even more embarrassing that they work on me and I'm like "ohhh the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles come with branded 20d dice? Should I buy them?"

Every time I wear a crew neck sweatshirt I feel like Princess Diana

The Sly Who Came in from the Stallone

Anya Tailor Soldier Joy

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out

Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out theonion.com/illinois-becomes-first-s...

New York Times headline "Trump's Erratic Behavior and Extreme Comments Revive Mental Health Debate

It's pretty safe to assume that the only reason this 'debate' hasn't been constantly circulating in the press for the last 2 years is because they have supported everything Trump has done up until making gas $5

Jeers to Viktor Orbán, and cheers to the Tisza Party, whose political ideology I will not be looking into further 👍

JD Vance kiss of death

This reminds me of a time my wife and I were having lunch and I was telling her about a very rude interaction I had at work recently. The waitress missed me saying "and then this client turned to me and said..." but she did hear me say "you stupid bitch"

At first, I was singing this to the tune of He Plays the Violin from the Broadway musical 1776

Would be fun to see her come in last in whatever state does their primary first now