Just like my stepmom lmao

it's never a mystery ✨

"don't call them breeders" they're literally not doing anything that qualifies as parenting besides bad parenting? they're a breeder lol

it's so offputting like good job advertising u can't think of anyone but urself

I don't care what it is, if idk u = idc

don't fucking tag me in shit if I don't know you I'll block ur annoying ass 👍

OK actually everyrhing but where the courthouse was was gross and ugly!!! but still not as ugly and gross as like Real Big Cities... Atlanta and NYC make me nauseous lowkey

I lived and did everything I needed to btw!!!! it was only a disgusting shit hole for part of the drive but all the employees I worked w were very nice 🥰

Hi. Please stop using VRC avatars as ref sheets unless you turn the shading OFF they are very very hard to work with cause the details are not easy to see!!!

Loona my wife 🖤

#HelluvaBoss

I'm just hoping it doesn't get as bad as Lexapros dreams were cause I like this med a lot!! and if a hit before bed is what it takes to not dream crazy style that's fine lmao

so I've kind of accidentally broken the habit of a nini bowl and my dreams are getting more vivid again... if I ask u smth weird it's prolly cause I dreamt it and couldn't remember if it was real 😅😬

I want them to show my porn at my funeral and make things incredibly awkward for everyone

I'm winning

being Trans but nb but girl sometimes but boyish but neither and still nb but still femme!! is Gender Peak actually

Is there a Shinji Ikari boy to Sartha Thrace girl pipeline at all. Has this been studied academically in any capacity yet

TRUTH NUKE!!!

gl if ur going u would have to pay me + get me a suite

muting the fwa acct cause I will never go to that cluster fuck con again lol

if u invite me downtown I'll shoot u down so fast ur head will spin, I refuse to go closer than magnolia Ave

and it's all cause I fucked up getting a new passport and now have to jump through stupid hoops to replace it and it's all fucking downtown!!!! I hate downtown!!! it's confusing and there's nowhere to park!!! fuck the city!!!!

have to go *shudders* downtown Orlando again today.... I hate downtown 🫠😭

thought abt drawing allllllll day did not draw 🫠

2am character concept (who even needs sleep pfft) 🐑🐺

Tasty times with friends 😋✨

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The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

i hear someone pissed in the ballpit on the northernlion cruise

how many posts about the northernlion cruise did it take you to realise that it wasnt a bit people on your tl were doing. i was about 4

if you were the chatter who gave me a blowjob on the northernlion supercruise PLEASE dm me i think you took my wallet. it looks like an NES