Richard Gere is gonna star in the Joe Biden biopic I can feel it

When will Reading Rainbow pay for turning a kid into Christopher Columbus

X-files holds up to this day but I swear to god Dana Scully could go see a three act play consisting of the chupacabra, a demon, Jesus Christ and six leprechauns, and she would refuse to believe any of it

How the fuck did I recognize Tone Loc in Heat before he even said a word

Sweet Jesus, bleach my eyes this movie was terrible #ForLoveOfTheGame

Just had two mochas LFGGGG

Nobody:
My mom: Arafat kinda looked like Willie Nelson

Everybody is in an echo chamber. Nobody is looking for opposing perspectives, nobody is inviting challenge to their way of thinking. The lowest common denominator of two echo chambers won.

Racking up the quality appearances

Are these still called skeets

This has aged nicely

Hell yeah. Also watching the Vanity Fair interviews with Emma, Mark, and Jargo (sp) before seeing the film was a great fresher! Really added to the experience knowing how much fun they all had in making it.

@fletcherpowell.bsky.social did you like Poor Things as much as we did???

Poor Things is SO GOOD. If it doesn’t win everything, I’ll be so disappointed.

batman reveals himself to joe cool "because i am the son of the man you murdered! i am bruce wayne!!"

If this was labeled my stock portfolio or my employment history it would be equally accurate

How did Vladimir Guerrero Sr. ONLY have a career WAR of 59.5?! That is insane

Uneven is the new even

What was I thinking Admiral Thrawn would be open to joining my crew 😭😭😭 #OuterRim

TIRED: you’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
WIRED:

George Santos really rebounding rn

Will never forgive Stranger Things for resurrecting that god damned song.

Went*

Sent to find this image to symbolize my heartfelt goodbye to Kenta Maeda, but learned an interesting factoid instead.

Clicked on bluesky thinking it was my weather app. Since I’m here, I figured I’d might as well tell you

Bidenomics bringing me to new heights

I usually get a response after confirming, but nothing. RIP (“yes” suggested the clapping emoji and I accidentally tapped on it when I sent) RIP

Which one missed lol