I hate that the em dash has become a sign of AI. It belongs to people with ADHD so we can switch thoughts mid sentence.

May Victor Orbán simply be the first in a string of countries engaging in overdue housecleaning by kicking their authoritarian leaders to the curb.

Just because I don't require much doesn't mean I deserve the bare minimum. Says Skeletor requiring more but still okay.

TWO WEEKS

On September 24, 2024, I bought a Samsung 4TB 990 PRO PCIe 4.0 x4 M.2 Internal SSD for $289.99. Today that exact same disk is $1099.99.

A coyote sits in front of a beverage cooler containing bottles of Gatorade, orange juice and other brightly colored liquids inside of a Quiznos restaurant in Chicago on April 3, 2007

Happy Quiznos Coyote day, to all who celebrate.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is about to go on an angry rant, as Green raises his tail to halt him. Blue: And don't get me started on- Green: Wait! Before you start... Blue frowns at Green as Green looks at him calmly. Green: Do you want solutions, or do you just want to complain? Blue: Can I just complain? Blue looks surprised as Green looks over his shoulder. Green: Sure, but let me make myself some popcorn first. As Green leaves, Blue looks stunned towards the direction that he left. Blue: I may do some warm-up screams while I wait. Green, already off-screen: Just don't start without me!

make incompetence shameful again

oh noes

Don't give up. You can cuss the whole time. But don't give up. Says Skeletor inventing new curses just to keep himself going.

Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

took me way too long to realize that Master Onion from Parappa is a literal Rap Scallion 💀

One of you needs to hear this:

The trans NB employee fired by Chili's for being trans worked at their Rosemont, IL location. For all the furries out there, this is across I-90 from MFF

Y'all might want to avoid Chili's & Maggiano's, especially when MFF rolls around later in the year. I'm sure there's better places to eat out at

No joke, I think this might be one of the most important roles for tech-savvy Millennials/Gen Xers.

We caught a glimpse of an amazing world, one that was almost entirely free of corporate or political influence because the suits hadn’t caught on yet. We could talk with ANYONE in an age of landlines

Diarrhea Pocket~

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

"the whole system will crash"

oh no, not the system where only the worst people alive have all the money and use it to buy children to sate their abhorrent desires and everybody else dies poor from cancer or at the hands of the state

not that system

what ever will we do without that system

They may be rich and powerful but they are not and never were smart.

A painting of a bird beside the text "i see that you've been promoted to chief executive shitfuck"

Double the rush fees, double the fun!

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

AMC Unveils ‘The Moment’ Commemorative Poppers Bucket

3 panel digital comic. First panel has a white cat that says "what a year it's been huh?" Second panel has a black cat that replies "it's still January" and last panel has the white cat with no dialogue but just a single tear in it's eyes

What a year amirite

#art #comic #cats #cuteart

A painting of a bird beside the text "i've had enough of this bullshit to last me three lifetimes"

Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.

This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.

A very large rock collides with a very blue planet.

$650 for FUCKING nasal swab? Just fucking end it already.

a bald eagle surrounded by stars and stripes and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"

One thing I do admire about capitalism is the natural death cycle. With the introduction of streaming, companies had all but eliminated piracy! Affordable, convenient. But they couldn’t help themselves. The greed is too powerful. “We’re making massive revenue now, but if we jack up prices and split-

Affirmation Coyote volunteers for a study to see if this works on canines.