@kairyssdal.bsky.social congrats on the big 20 years at marketplace. Your show and your quality assessment of the economy is what started me listening to NPR back in 2008!

Taking a flight on Southwest, and sat in the middle seat. Now I have to play the game of “who the hell farted“ while I calmly turn on the air vent.

Jesus

SO thoroughly true tho

Whatever it takes to make his donors more money…

FYI if you make the people at the coffee shop laugh enough, you get an extra chocolate chip cookie. I refuse to use this information for anything except more cookies in my life.

@nicolechilders.bsky.social I heard recently that the reason for the Gulf of Mexico name change is to void regulations that use that name. Would that make sense?

Next they’ll build a wall to keep us in!

Love the Balcony Club!

Idk how America comes back from this

This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942.

I know. I was there in those camps.

Yeah, when this happens, it’ll be time to go vegetarian for the next four years…

Freaking insane but they were on the GOP hit list for years.

Dr: One spoonful is enough to cure the cold of a grown man.
Me <to my friend as he walks away>: How many bottles did you have?
My stoner friend: Five…

Me: It’s been one hell of a year.
Them: Dude it’s January.

Ooooooh boy it’s iron lung time!

When you realize you were accidentally sorted into Slytherin after you put on your new scarf.

Gulf of WHAT ARE THEY DISTRACTING US FROM?!?

Don’t let the bad man speak!

I don't know what the level of hell is where you have to design a group logo by committee, but I was just there and it sucks.

Spent Saturday partying like I wasn’t fucking 55yo. Today I feel like the enterprise in start trek II when Kirk gets on board after they’ve fought Khan the first time.

The biggest problems in life are the ones you make along the way.

I just realized that for someone who is not married, I have an oddly high number of women I call wife, and an equally high number of women who are married that I have pet names for…

Seriously. We have completely lost accountability.

Just sayin’…

#LGBTQ
#FuckTrump
#ClownCabinet