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Posts by Crab Slacks

i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you.

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Clears it up a lot.

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astronauts sometimes describe a transcendent feeling of connection with all human beings when viewing the earth from space, an effect previously only achievable by taking a little edible and grilling hot dogs in the sunshine

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If you don’t sin, Jesus will have died for nothing.

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Merry Chreaster guys!

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Currently in Phase I of my extensive research 🧐🥃

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Caturday
Melissa Riane

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Putin couldn’t have picked a more humiliating barely sentient glob of orange dusted offal to be “Godfather” to the United States of America.
He got us good.

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How leopard sharks attract a mate

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Stoat hopping across snow: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

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The Aquarium of the Pacific Mourns the Loss of Ghost, the Giant Pacific Octopus The Aquarium is saddened by the loss of Ghost, the giant Pacific octopus who was beloved by staff, guests, and those who learned about her online. Ghost died on March 24 after entering senescence, the...

The Aquarium is saddened by the loss of Ghost, the giant Pacific octopus who was beloved by staff, guests, and those who learned about her online. Ghost died on March 24 after entering senescence, the natural end-of-life process after laying eggs.

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Nearly twice as old as the dinosaurs, horseshoe crabs have been crawling ashore for over 450 million years.

Sadly, their populations have plummeted by more than 70% in recent decades.

So we just announced our intent to sue the federal government for denying them #ESA protections.

bit.ly/41quLDj

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43 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They’re Tiny Heroes. It started as a go-for-broke experiment, but it wound up saving an ecosystem.

Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!"

www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

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"In a House" - my oil painting 12x16"

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Greenish metal articulated skeleton figure.

Greenish metal articulated skeleton figure.

greenish metal articulated skeleton figure

greenish metal articulated skeleton figure

#IdesofMarch A bronze Roman larva convivialis 199 BCE-500CE--a type of memento mori displayed at a banquet or feast to remind the revelers of their own mortality.
collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co90....
#TheVictorianBookoftheDead

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A white bunny sits next to a large orange and yellow toy blaster.

A white bunny sits next to a large orange and yellow toy blaster.

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"Still Life" - my oil painting 12"x16"

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I’ve got to say I’m not all that impressed with these chimney sweeps

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Say what you will about the new £185m Schwarzman Centre in Oxford, but my office is essentially the Severance set

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A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

A medieval illustration of a hedgehog with grapes skewered on its spines

It was believed in medieval times that hedgehogs had spikes so they could roll over fruit to carry home to their children, which is not true but is a really cute idea

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Imagine living on a planet at its hottest in 125,000 years, where CO2 levels are their highest in MILLIONS of years & where you have to work your whole life in a system that’s decimating what little is left of nature just to enrich the most depraved psychopaths who’ve ever lived.

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I mean this is fine, right?

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Heads up -- if all goes well this weekend, I'm going to be cooking and posting about "cooked supper" (aka jigs dinner aka salt beef dinner) this weekend.

If you are a vegetarian, I recommend you mute "salt beef" right now because I am going to post the bucket.

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I will not be available for the next few hours.

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Joe Rogan is what happens when you give a sentient toe a microphone and steroids

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Whatever happens economically, we must protect the Snack Factory Original Pretzel Crisps Party Size supply chain

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Just said “you don’t want me to succeed” to Barry. He’s been following me around, scattering new debris in every room I sweep

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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

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A European Bee-Eater flying low to the gound. Its shadow is cast on the sandy desert floor it is flying over

A European Bee-Eater flying low to the gound. Its shadow is cast on the sandy desert floor it is flying over

Here's my contribution to today's #BirdOfTheDay theme of #BirdsInFlight - A swooping European Bee-Eater. I like the shadow. #birds #wildlifephotography #birdwatching #Qatar #BirdsofIndia #birdphotography #canon #photography #nature #naturephotography #bee-eater

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