And yet,

What can we really say other than things may, or perchance may not, be happening?

Crashing out in their dms >>>>>

I don’t have time for this right now

John Lennon doing that stupid walk

Walking away from Omelas like

You make it sound way more appealing than it really is

Hooters?

I understand why they publish them by household but as a single person living alone this always hurts to see

A phone without a case feels more premium, but it’s not without risk!

The post interaction settings tab

Woah, not sure how I feel about this but maybe for the best? Or does it just lead to more screenshot dunks?

Leto II and his Ixian devices:

You can disable quotes on here???

THANK YOU!

Again?!

😭

This was good, fuck you

Geordie Greep at the aquarium: “Oh, what a magnificent porpoise”

Fell off what? And at what height? I need to know for insurance purposes

Time moves faster now I guess

born in 95/96 voice: “I’m actually a Zillenial”

Or posting on here amirite fellas 😂😂🤣

Lyonel Baratheon wearing an impressive antler crown with his hands raised in exasperation trying to get the attention of the crowd, the subtitles read “I’ve had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen”, which should be read a little bitchily

raising my hand to ask the dumbest question after a conference talk

Which you are right to maintain 🫡

I already told you I don’t love you, because you aren’t a worm.

Oh I think I’ve seen a couple of his shorts he seems cool

What, do that you can remove it?

I assume so, yes!

That already exists right here bsky.app/profile/prot...

Also, not a citizen!

A while back someone on twitter got mad at me for not voting for Hillary in 2016 and when I pointed out I didn’t even live in the US then, they said I should have phone banked for her