Bird.

I mean it's 2:40pm on a Friday in Sweden, surely they jumped RIGHT ON IT when they saw my email, right?

a man standing in front of a door that says i waited a long time ALT: a man standing in front of a door that says i waited a long time

Agency responsible for approving certain Things: "Things are usually handled within 7 business days"
Me: starts refreshing inbox exactly 12 minutes after submitting Thing

Yesterday-Hel decided it was leg day and today-Hel would at the current present like to speak to the manager.

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Thank you!

People in March: FINALLY SPRING
Me: Hardly, it always snows on my birthday
People: What? No it doesn't.
My birthday, every year:

TFW you did the first proper outdoors run for the first time since The Great Ankle Nonsense of June 2025 and you didn't die or even break anything

These are filled with a mango lime curd and topped with an Italian meringue and they're so good I could cry. Probably the most successful first try of any bake I've done.

I may have overestimated the amount of fika needed for 11 people. (This is not even all of it, only about 75% fit on the serving plates)

Am absolutely blinded, is the sun brighter than normal or has it just been several years since I last saw it

Happy First Day of Fika Outside to those who celebrate

A 65% ganache with double- oaked bourbon and caramelized hazelnuts. Not bad.

Also, mandatory Mulder

My molecular biologist self:

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what

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TFW the clarifying "how to get out of the building" sign is now and forever a curling meme.

You know how to make them! Just get to it, chop chop.

We've had an unprecedented number of semla in the last few days, @fim.bsky.social is now a certified fika champ and I already miss her 🐙

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No no, you aided me in tricking *other people*. And it was 10.5 years ago.

I did :)

Salted caramel & peanut, pistachio & dark truffle, double raspberry, caramel truffle with bourbon.