Persephone: so how long are we going to let him do that?

Hades: just give him a minute

Zagreus: *furiosly pushing a door that says pull*

Ares: the other day someone asked me who i thought was the most beautiful person. you know who i said?

Aphrodite, blushing: who?

Hermes: *shows from behind a tree*

Ares: Hermes?

Aphrodite: HERMES???!

Hermes: stores are giving free stuff to people who can run faster than the security guard

my poor Hades :(

i hope you all read the quotes using a greek/mediterranean accent in your mind

Hermes: *sitting on a bench*

Apollo: why do you look so sad?

Hermes: sit down with me so I can tell you

Apollo: *sits down*

Hermes: this bench is freshly painted

[Ares and Aphrodite making out]

Aphrodite: do you want to go upstairs?

Ares: sure

Aphrodite: do you have protection?

Ares, taking his sword: why? what's up there?

<3

omgs sorry I forgot

I'll try my best to be around here!!

oh

Persephone: is this spot taken?

Hades: you're pointing at my lap

Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question

Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy

Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire

Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant-

Ares: everyone claps

Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way!

Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail*

Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!

Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling*

Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers

Ares: i thought they were just friends

Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing

Zeus, texting: answer the phone

Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me

happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼

*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen*

Persephone: okay, what am i?

Hades: beautiful!

Persephone: more serious

Hades: gorgeous

Persephone: my job

Hades: the love of my life-

Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!

therapy isn't enough. i need to join a dionysian cult and behead a man in a divine indused mania

i hope you know you're kind of a piece of shit 🫶🏼

exactly!!

myths were made to reflect the ancient society, so yeah, misogyny is sadly a huge part of it

hot girls are obsessed with greek mythology

girls is this true??

Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail

Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do

Artemis: what didn’t he do?

Hermes: run fast enough

this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼

hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎