“I didn’t vote for this”

Fox News, MSN, and the Daily Mail have covered my comedy more than any lgbt organization ever has lol

She’s looking at her like a make a wish kid lol

Worth it

Look Bluesky I made it onto Fox News

Drinking apple juice at someone else’s lake house and watching your team lose. This is what it’s really all about

The thunder aren’t even that good it’s just the whole rest of the NBA is bad at basketball

in the comedies club. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My sheanits

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta have a hot tub

I couldn’t be as graceful towards bigotry as she has been, but we have different jobs. And I know we need people like Sarah in places of power, even if it’s hard to stomach sometimes

If you’re a trans person who’s mad at me for defending Sarah McBride, I wanna make a promise to you:

If you become a prominent trans person, I’ll defend you too. If I don’t have anything nice to say, I’ll be quiet. There’s already enough people holding trans women “accountable”

Hahahaha oh u poor Knicks fans

Going to go live in the woods. Peace out guys

Had the pleasure of meeting @stacycay.bsky.social in person when I attended the Illegally Female comedy tour tonight in #Denver. Very funny stuff (especially since I’m from the south). If you ever have the chance to see her comedy, I’d recommend you do it.

What I knew I’d seen this before

“she’s not gonna come to your show next week in New York or Chicago bro” She will. She will if I smile good

Yeah threads api came out like last year I think? I remember some developers said they were gonna do it.

And Twitter used to have an api but they shut it down after musk took over

Has anyone made a bluesky/threads dual posting app yet?

Happy pride to the guys in my dm requests asking to see it

Guy who literally voted for this: I didn’t vote for this

Don’t think this is asking for much, but in order to be a detrans grifter, I feel like you should actually have taken HRT before you can claim that status. Who can detrans what was never trans?

Does this bikini make me look like a guy?

Hell yeah see u there

Yes but I need time to find a venue I wanna throw it at

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