Haha I love you

Today we release the greatest immersive experience ever created in the history of comedy or cinema on the Theater app for Vision Pro.

My friend @billcorbett.bsky.social and his friends Michael, Kevin and Jean-Claude present “Timecop” live in front of an audience, in immersive 3D. The future is now.

JP Saxe is short for John Paul Saxophone

Turns out there’s historical precedent for federal police using the framing of “safety” to justify extrajudicial violence.

Yeah it’s pretty widely accepted that the VIPs in seasons 1 and 3 were the worst part of the show, almost bad enough to ruin it. My son told me the director recently apologized for the VIPs being so bad. We talk about this often.

Someone get in touch with Leni Riefenstahl’s people.

This is so unbelievably rad, Norm. I can’t even handle it. You are excellent at what you do! Everybody, check out Norm’s piece!

died was supposed to be feud, but I’m not deleting it—three likes in 5 minutes? Daddy’s on fire!

Have we considered that this died horseshit might be straight from the pro wrestling playbook? No I don’t know why. Why is not the point. It’s all insane.

HAHA = Ha America Ha Again

Thanks for asking. I’ve been saying for a while that when a model figures out human performance and dialogue, it becomes a real threat to the industry. Every previous model was just slop. Veo seems like a year away from devastating my industry. Scene building is the next hurdle.

Green juice ingredients: celery, kale, spinach, parsley, mint, green apple, lemon, ginger

Two glasses of green juice: papa glass for me and mama glass for my partner

Today’s green juice was the most perfectly balanced I’ve made in a year of making juice at home.

AI could never make this

I like it

Did you see The Apprentice? I resisted for a while but once you learn Roy Cohn’s three rules, everything else makes sense, you see it play out every day.

Cookin something good for the Sandwich TikTok

Pharmaceuticals used to be like Belfutinol or Kurnastipam but now pharmaceuticals are like Rizdropzi or Fezbrin.

I did not

A Bug’s Life and Antz. The Illusionist and The Prestige. Volcano and Dante’s Peak.

Lambada and The Forbidden Dance (both in March 1990)

EFF MUMP so iconic it deserves a tasteful serif

Film nerd protest I can fuck with

I thought it comes out Wednesdays. What a treat!

EAT SHIT BOZO! Goddamn he sucks

In between pointing and Poitier lololol

To engage on Twitter is to sever yourself from moral awareness, and get your ass refining macro data.

Well I for one am glad you held your brain juice.

That is terrible. Now I need a moment.

I have friend who was leaking this fluid from his brain and no shit the doctor’s order was to drink a fuckton of coffee and it worked!

Perplexity Questions | Starring Squid Game’s Lee Jung-jae YouTube video by Perplexity

Made this with @sethworley.bsky.social and my team at Sandwich.

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