probably won't be any downside to half of all Americans running around with at least one earbud in at all times

I don't have Apple Music, I have Snapple Music, which is the 3 free mp3 downloads I won from codes under the cap of select Snapple teas in 2003 on repeat

great fortune

Sometimes online you’ll run into or become acquaintances with someone who is for the most part the exact same kind of person you are, just with their sanity knob set about a quarter-turn lower

building an impenetrable wall between melancholy white boy music and autotune

I strongly suspect the people that are attracted to them as a concept are missing a key component of the soul that hinders their capacity for self-reflection and internal dialogue

that was a load-bearing hunk of earwax

So many weird cultural things had revivals in the 2000s, but the hype around poker as though it were a brand new game or took on another level of drama with celebrities playing it and there being a successful revival of a capella music are two of the strangest to me

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

It doesn't happen as often as I'd like, but one of the coolest feelings is when you revisit something that didn't really click for you during a previous attempt (band, book, film, game, album, person, etc.) and find that it's clicking big time now

There should be a service for guys with several hobbies and too much shit where you can post what kind of stuff you've got and two or three guys with similar interests show up to your house to look through your shit and make you cash offers on stuff they're interested in

Way too easy to get inundated with stuff even while actively trying not to. Also hard to let some things go that you know deep down you’ll never read, listen to, or look at ever again.

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

Who can forget that classic Doobie Brothers tune “Take Me in Your Arse”?

How about an all-dwarf Gwar tribute band called Gwarves

You'd probably dig the album they did with Roger Glenn, that one escaped my attention for a long time and is probably the hardest and most expensive of their productions to come by outside of that promo-only album they did under their own name in I think the early 80s

Byrd or Bobbi?

Can’t believe I just searched Discogs and Tidal and there is not a single rap track or album called “Snitchuational Awareness”

if the site admins can't get their shit together soon we should all just start writing our inane bullshit on the bathroom wall down at the gas station, which posting on this website is largely a negligibly higher form of anyway

One of the weirdest types of guys there is are dudes who refuse to wear shorts, even in hot weather. You’re only impressing other guys just like you.

BOFA could also stand for "breath of fresh air," did you ever think of that, smart guy?

By the time I finish up this rewatch of True Detective season 1 my big box of import blu-rays I got on sale should be here, most of my spring projects should be complete and I can get back into being a movie guy for a while

No man likes to think of himself as a “beard looks like shit” guy, but there are many

He invented big lego for toddlers

Radiohead?

two of 'em on the A-side of Dio's Sacred Heart

that's not the exact font, but I feel like it's cousin of the font that I take as shorthand to mean "I buy my clothes at the Boot Barn but do not do blue collar work for a living"

Got this ad and dying at how bad the last name Epstein-Gross is at this point in history. I’d be changing my shit to Smith or Jones pronto.

I was not aware of the heavy lifting salt was doing in adding flavor to cottage cheese until my wife bought some with no salt added by mistake last grocery trip

Every now and then you find yourself farting on an entirely different level than you usually fart. Like a fart version of pitching a no hitter. Ripping ass that could clear a convention hall.