The older and gayer I get the harder it gets to hold in a fart.

Star trek section 31 is certainly a movie I've now seen

Why leave them out so? I see wood I'm trying it.

That thinking is why I'm not allowed in woodies anymore

Set my age bracket higher on tinder (husband hunt continues)
And honestly there are two types of 40 year old gays
Let's call them the "all-stars season queens" & "main show queens"
The pump is extreme.

Anytime I feel hope for humanity I go to the journal comments and I'm back to reality

I hope tyra Sanchez stubs her toe every day of her life.

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Advertisements on YouTube?

Congratulations to the new millennium, you're officially too old for Leonardo DiCaprio

Dear customers in supermarkets today......now is NOT the time to stop and have a chat with friends in the aisles.

I'm gonna be THAT gay but I need the name of the site you got it from lol

Do. Please.
Stir that shit

Oh they're a thong? I thought briefs. I enjoy a thong now and then. Lol makes leg day more interesting in the gym

Oh they're really nice.

Put the phone down

Go outside

Find these teens and punch them

It's the only way they'll learn.

His work on dragon age the veilguard is fantastic. Even if you're not a fan of the game his music for it is amazing.

Dune soundtrack?

Not only is that wallpaper hideous but it was badly applied.

Ah yes.....my three personalities

Mine called me a lesbian

Hans Zimmer nestled between Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift is fucking hilarious

Turned on my PS5 and was greeted by the original PlayStation startup music. I hand on my heart sat there in awe. I hope it stays that way.

Was it a HaRd pic to take?

Okay after a full month of bingeing the soundtrack daily I think I can controversially say that dragon age the veilguard has the best music of the franchise. Didn't think inquisition could be topped, but here we are.

I have questions for Carlow and Kilkenny. ......

Also nobody is surprised about Dublin

Waterford/tipp anal solidarity.

Everytime I open the app I get one.

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Me after these "cuddles"

It's pretty rough for anyone not a white English man up until Timothy Dalton steps into the tux ....then it KINDA gets better. Kinda.
Christmas Jones is still a very silly character in the brosnan era