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A picture of colin making a disgusted face, with a smaller video on the top left showing a mug that reads "don't talk to me until I have smashed my penis flat with this mug"
Come hang with me && @colinmparker.com as we try to haul the protesting corpse of our vehicle across the beautiful hills of Mabutts Valley
twitch.tv/colinmparker
The next time you're having a bad day, remember that CRABS PEE WITH THEIR EYES
www.crabmuseum.org/blog/how-do-...
"While AT the moon" is such a crazy sentence, this is so cool
Absolutely choking laughing at this
Me, Mason, the OP. A picture of my face with brown hair and moustache
A small amigurumi crochet doll with wild brown hair and a big moustache
I crocheted a mini version of me
meet Lil Mas X!
Be implausible.
Inscrutable, even
Thereโs a groan tube inside him, so when you tip him over or shake him around he makes little hiccup noises, just like me!
#badtummyclub #hiatalherniacrew
Me, Mason, the OP. A picture of my face with brown hair and moustache
A small amigurumi crochet doll with wild brown hair and a big moustache
I crocheted a mini version of me
meet Lil Mas X!
I just updated my Video Tools course with another hour of tutorials.
reaper.blog/2026/04/vide...
Drinking water? Ew, sorry, no way.
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If I could have a superpower, Iโd wanna be able to make any car with a subwoofer shake loose every single nut and bolt so the vehicle comically falls apart.
I promise Iโd only use it at night when Iโm trying to sleep
This made me laugh out loud forreal ๐คฃ
Iโve got a weird feeling that letting everyone gamble on everything all the time might not be a super great idea, like, societally or whatever
An orange cat lying on a blanket. His name is Chester, but you wouldn't know that from the picture (unless you know him in real life). Next to Chester are three small, oblong, crocheted cat turds. Pretend Poops. False Feces. Tricky Turds. They look too real at a distance, but up close the texture gives away their fabrical origin. Also much better smelling than the real thing
I've been learning how to crochet, so I decided to make lil cat poops.
From a distance they're unfortunately quite real-looking, and it has made every day just a little more interesting around the house.
Continental breakfast but its just a 40ft trough of cream cheese with boxes of cheap food service gloves at either end
My "focus mode" is simultaneously listening to Aphex Twin in one tab, the dryest breadtube video essay I can find in another tab, bodying four cups of shitty microwave coffee and vibrating at my desk until art falls out
I appreciate you, Fidel. Thank you ๐
there are no uses of an image generation network that are not socially harmful beyond "generate images of exotic toilets" and "experienced conceptual artist uses it as an intentional component of their work, with a fully considered justification (instead of just presenting its output like it's art)"
You tryna start a fight, Red? Meet me behind the Denny's next to the movie theater ๐๐
(jk, i know you're right it just sucks lol. when I get something to 80% I throw it away because it's not 'good enough' and then it becomes exhausting to pick back up ๐ฉ)
screenshot of the PodCube Pocket Pal website. It looks a bit like a gameboy advance made of dirty white plastic. A blue center screen displays a list of episodes. A green, smaller screen on the left is displaying a currently empty playlist. Various buttons on the sides control the mock device. It is for a comedy podcast.
Hey - wanna play with a prototype PodCubeโข Pocket Pal?
bodgelab.com/Podcasts/Pod...
OH MY GOD WHAT I MISSED THE FIRST EPISODE
BUT NOW I GET TO BINGE BOTH
HELL YEAH
Christmas Diner, Episode 2!!
โBuster gets the family together for the holiday.โ
STARRING:
Zane Schacht
Erin Lillis
Peter Lewis
Damon Alums
Addison Peacock
Danyelle Ellett
Blythe Renay
Josh Rubino
@halen.bsky.social
@ryanphilbrook.bsky.social
@lgrace.bsky.social
@wickedinterest.ing
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuck yeah this is EXCELLENT
Helpful indeed! I have started falling down some very fun rabbit holes thanks to you two haha.
Thanks for making the internet a cooler place and for sharing your knowledge
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- TV noise in the background of a scene
- just for fun
- to fall asleep to if u weird
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