class, how was it

Idk if I've just avoided following the histrionic Arsenal fans but people seem to be taking that result surprisingly well

It's so unfair that we both had versatile academy left backs breaking through last season and City's became their player of the season while our kid forgot how to run

Big Google trends spike for "115 charges" as Arsenal fans desperately try to find a way to deflect from the team bottling it yet again

We had a lot more chances than I expected, so in a way this was a good match, but in a more important way it was fucking awful and we'll never win anything under this manager

To our detriment probably because Haaland pulled his way to a goal and Gabriel's head is boiling. But it's fun

I mean it's a red card sure but also the ref's ignored everything between those two all match and it's been really fun

Yeah we all were he's clearly rubbish

It's not quite throwing the kitchen sink at them but we are about to put a wardrobe up front

There's a lot of things about this match that I won't say for fear of tempting fate but I'm happy to post that it's fucking ridiculous Haaland thinks he can score from outside of the box

The crossover point where Havertz turns from too unfit to play into our best striker is remarkably low, he only needs to be what, 70% fit? and we have to start him

I do not have a firm grasp on barclays

Immensely concerned about the level of Barclays shown in the 2pm kickoffs

It's nice that the European championships are starting today because I might have to get really into weightlifting again if the football goes badly

So cruel that the only one to rival it (lads, it's spurs) is also about them

Luckily Chelsea have a big hole in the middle of their attack so you might get away with it

Van Hecke's been class today, apart from that time he gave away the ball for the goal

De Zerbi keeps shouting at his coaches to get them to yell at a player, does he just not know his players names yet

Classic Porro game. Nice attacking play, aggressive slide tackles, unmarked left winger at the back post

Have a good run durranty

Used to be so fun getting the weekly video of this giant child scoring a goal for our youth teams while he was about a foot taller than every other kid

It's not actually that long ago he was at Chelsea tbf

He had about a year and a half out of work and then took the Coventry job

Always really admired Lampard's second stint at Chelsea. That team was fucked and could do nothing but suck and he stood on the sidelines ruining his reputation just so Pochettino could get a clean slate in the summer

Love a new Premier League team. Coventry ofc not actually a new team but I have no memory of them as I was 8, they're new to me

If Madueke doesn't make it I guess we're shifting Trossard or Martinelli to the right?

Bet if would feel so good standing in the kitchen at night eating slices of Grey straight from the fridge

Counterintuitively I wasted more time while bluesky was down because I keep checking to see if it was back up yet. Distracted by even more nothing than usual

He's in his mid 20s playing like PSG Messi

Love how every 10 minutes Vincius gets the ball and is the most exciting player I've ever seen and in between he just strolls around