why does God give his worst tummy aches to his cutest sweetest boys

Alicia whatever

Alycia Keys doing the music for an adult video: THIS. GIRL'S IN A DRYER

good morning bitches

pussy

blue wave liberals will take even the most flimsy and nonsensical opportunity to be extremely homophobic if the target is a Republican

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

launching a crusade against minimizer bras because I'm tired of beautiful women being made to feel small

this but flicking the Chicago bean

deeply relatable

read a report about Trump making one of his aides stay up with him all night bc he doesn't sleep and gets lonely so they sleep in shifts on the plane and realized it's the same thing as me making my partners hang out with me while I shower

got home last night after 10 straight days of traveling had extremely loud sex and have been walking around my apartment all morning scream singing obscure Midwest Emo in a cookie monster voice. I'm sure my neighbours missed me,

is nord vpn a scam

you're better off.

common access card. it serves as identification and a hard mfa token. mil employees need it to log in to their computers and access most non-public mil sites.

youtu.be/CT37IyTJQy4?...

it's crazy how there really was no edible food until like 2012

brb I'm gonna take a shower Without me? ahaha

yt men will literally sexualize getting clean instead of go to therapy

changing my insta bio to Alan Dershowitz Democrat

technically pedophilia is when you're attracted to someone under the age of 25, hebephilia is when you're attracted to someone between the ages of 25-27, and ephebophilia is when you're attracted to someone 28-35

they're trying to trans me in the fraternity alum group chat rn

It's crazy I used to think adhd was fake and then they gave me a pill that turned me into an engineer

man what the fuck are people talking about anymore

people who were raised catholic are POC

it's just really itchy. it didn't make me feel sick (maybe a little light headed for an hour or so), but the itching was rough especially with the second dose.

you will address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank

ethnically non-monogamous

I sucked my own dick in Cracker Barrel parking lot

we smoking that ACME exploding doink. we on that phasmo smudge stick. we're smoking slimerbane. we smoking the chalk they outlined Dracula in.