One of my favorite short form series is one where collegiate coxswain Jay Bugfishhh plays things their rowing crew say in the boat.
I’ve just been seated next to an entire rowing team. I’m so stoked.

You know, for a group of people who aren’t “sheep,” flat earthers sure love posting the same three memes.

Is a 67 ERA good

Nobody will remember: Your salary How "busy" you were How many hours you worked How many Gucci bags you owned People will remember: How much you loved octopuses The amount of octopus facts you knew If you ever saw any octopuses If you shared how cool octopuses are

The world is terrible, please enjoy these memes from my various marine biology enthusiast Discord servers

How your email finds me:

I’m sorry this was only three days ago?

This hotel has some really nice piano music as ambience at breakfast and I’ve seen some of my shipmates already this morning so I’m romanticizing my life and pretending I’m on a boat again

It’s a good thing Keller plays for Boston she’s great at picking apples

Imagine the fallout from this decision.

Most families in the greater Boston area are dirtbag leftist and neurotypical

Wow the social media department really got comprehensive with this one

If Hockey Canada is so good why have they never defeated the Philippines

Kimia Bowl

Watching the Magellan movie I’m going to cheer when he dies

That episode somehow hits better in a world where Jane Krakowski did Oh Mary with Cheyenne Jackson

Reserve the duck boats

That game was like watching two coelacanths fuck. (Complimentary?

Shane Hollander, the greatest hockey player of Japanese descent since Yutaka Fukufuji

I need to know what Gasparilla was like during the 2017 MLH ASG. Did Hollander and Rozanov dress as pirates like Karlsson and Hedman did?

Je voudrais visiter le Biodôme Montréal, dans l’originale de Crave « Heated Rivalry »

Idk what the Sharks are going to do with Laurent Brossoit when the have Askarov, Ned, and Carey Price

Today I got the classic voice actor ask of “can you record yourself on a voice memo?”

I hope everyone celebrating World Walrus Day is having an Odobenidae! 🧪

This joke was much funnier when I thought the fish I saw in the Hadal zone were chimera and not grenadiers

Somebody tell me why I thought it was a good idea to go to the library to manage a YouTube channel for a freelancing gig on my day off

Also they should serve this at Disney parks and on cruises, for vibes

Okay I HAVE made curried sausages from Bluey. That’s great, but I think I just like curry

I saw this post and went “huh, my friend Tyler the dad and home chef would like this” and then I checked who posted it

As a human person I have always been driven to watch sharks at the bottom of the pacific

Realizing the reason I like hockey is because I like watching sharks laze at the bottom of an aquarium