Did it hurt when she threw it at you? 🙃😂

Flour —> plant
Sugar cane —> plant
Cacao —> plant

Therefore chocolate chip cookie = salad

Maybe it’s because Patel and Hegseth drank them all.

Hegseth, Patel, and Pirro - 47’s liquor cabinet.

Needs more fat and sugar.

With Bluesky down for a day, I was the most productive I’ve been in years.

Considering that these posts have always been patronage/grift, I’m shocked he doesn’t have a waiting list of bribers & donors

Ya know? 50/50 with that clown. Possible.

“Yes I get fuck plane because I fuck old orange smelly man, but I no fuck Epstein.”

Both still way too low.

The problem is the felon’s family isn’t getting a cut.

A dog looking through the decorative of a metal fence.

Morning! xx

Why do you have my son’s pee-wee league game footage? 😂

In a week of “Holy tap-dancing Jeebus” bad news, two genuine laughs:

@joycewhitevance.bsky.social ‘s Sisters In Law podcast title “Non-Stick Pam,” and @preetbharara.bsky.social singing “I’m the Map!” from Dora the Explorer on his Stay Tuned podcast. 😁

“Network” meets “Man In The High Castle”

Go science! Go art! #steam #stem

Ever since Lower Decks if I hear that title ‘Move Along Home,’ I reflexively yell out, “Lemon Meringue!”

His presidential library could be a half empty comic book spinner rack.

What’s the difference between Mango-baby 47 and Daredevil’s Kingpin?

Kingpin wins his court cases.

That qualifier tells you all you need to know.

When they use the second left arm it’s called “the stranger.”

If that was a setup reply so someone would post about Tiffany, chef’s kiss, well done.

If it wasn’t, it’s still funny as hell because its so true.

Fantastic shot. Looks like a painting.

David Tennant Returns in Doctor Who Xmas Special Set to Use Groundbreaking AI to Recreate Past Doctors Epic Doctor Who special will bring back Tennant and all Doctors.

I am really, really hoping this is an April Fools gag.

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Blood money. To hell with everyone involved in this.

Probably because they commit a dozen more heinous crimes each day right here at home to out own citizens.

Doddering old fool with the mental acuity of zucchini says what we all feel.

Me either but here we are so when are you resigning?

Only suckers don’t recognize the value.

You should ink a deal.

Shi uni?