The perks of being French working at a US company is that Monday is going to be supa dupa quiet 😌

Catch me up!

I never use the app except for you friend.

@caribbeanbandit.bsky.social 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

Y'all still here? What'd I miss?

You are 😌

😂😂

Or am I chaotic good? 🤔

This is the HR professional in me 🤭

I'm so lawful evil

You look like a fairyyyyy 🤗

Y'all just don't like peace, do you?

As I am. A whole foot. I might be too old for this shit

Not in 4k HD on my phone???

Sending loads of positive vibes and prayers

I left y'all unattended for 3 weeks. Only 3 weeks!

I’m “pay extra for convenience” years old.

Chillin on my ancestors' land

They onto something, let em cook

Imma handle it with care when I try it

This the one!

It's okay, big ones doesn't mean good ones 🤸🏾‍♀️

Yeah pretty sure it's worse than I imagine. But one thing I won't do us fuck around and find out

Doesn't sound like somewhere I should go 😂

Girl... it DOES do something ngl 👀

I kinda get it actually. Not far from my "raw kink" 🤸🏾‍♀️

Impregnation fetishism. Fancy 😂

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Y'all be crackin me up now look?!

I'm sat 😭