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You have to finish projects. Yes, you (all humans reading this).

You can stave off completion with the goal of perfection forever and learn essentially nothing in the process.

cars can't form-tackle insurgent toddlers though, so maybe there is a use case for these

pretty sure a car can already do this

Flock cameras have useful, modular electronic components in them, including:

- Rechargeable lithium iion battery with solar panel
- 5G LTE modem
- 5MP 16mm camera with IR filter

Plus various other components with precious metals that can be harvested for scrap.

REEE party

Lesbian bartender, now you're *her

Lecturing Scornmage {B} Creature — Human Warlock Repartee — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. “I expected better from you.” 1/1 Watermark: Silverquill Illustrated by Tuan Duong Chu

an ass whuppin' from a scornmage would fix me

Meme image from Castlevania Symphony of the Night of Dracula saying "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets", however, "man" and "secrets have been replaced with images of bluesky's logo and an errored out notifications page, now reading "What is a [Bluesky icon] A miserable little pile of [Internal Server Error]"

this is praxis ✨

The insipid Welcome to Bluesky comic panel with the kid excitedly saying "That's amazing! I think I'll like it here!" And Jay cheering but her speech bubble has been replaced by an Error Loading Post screenshot

Bluesky error message that says "Not Found. Not enough resources. ↪️ try again"

Bluesky must construct additional pylons

an error message on Bluesky that says "There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again."

"fetching" posts?
not beating the puppygirl allegations bluesky

Pauper Martyr Hawc deck by yando Martyr Hawc a Pauper MTG deck played by yando on 2026-04-16

the brew
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A screenshot from cookie's bustle. Cookie, a 5 year old girl who looks like a bear, is wearing a blue shirt and examining the corpse of an adventurer, who is dressed exactly like lara croft, with a teal t-shirt, gun holsters, shorts, the whole outfit. she has picked up a gun. The narrator says: "cookie picked up a pistol from the adventurer's corpse." Cookie says: "I don't need this thing!"

whoa, they straight up put lara croft (dead) in cookie's bustle

Thrilling Discovery {R}{W} Sorcery You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards. “This must be the lost city of Zantafar, where my people lived before becoming nomads. Think of the history we’ll learn here!” —Quintorius, Lorehold mage-student Illustrated by Campbell White

Pursue the Past {R}{W} Sorcery You gain 2 life. You may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. Flashback {2}{R}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.) “Stones in your path are not obstacles, but discoveries.” —Velomachus Lorehold Watermark: Lorehold Illustrated by Craig Elliott

Martyr of Sands {W} Creature — Human Cleric {1}, Reveal X white cards from your hand, Sacrifice this creature: You gain three times X life. “Only in our vulnerability is there true power, and that power is life itself.” 1/1 Illustrated by Randy Gallegos

Squadron Hawk {1}{W} Creature — Bird Flying When this creature enters, you may search your library for up to three cards named Squadron Hawk, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle. 1/1 Watermark: Set Symbol Illustrated by Martina Pilcerova

ho ho! now #MtGPauper has not one but TWO 2cmc white-red loot spells... and the new girl has flashback 👀

i think martyr likes these a lot, and you can use squadron hawks to fuel the looters

eurodollar "Eddie" from Cyberpunk 2077

behold! the humble eurodollar €$

your "retirement calculator" doesn't know about the Water Wars

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This is My Home Dream 2, a PS1 game where you design your house, like that mid-90s architectural CAD shovelware.
Only released in japan, and I don't believe there's a translation.
There's not even very much footage of it online (that I can find, anyway)

it DOES have Land Grants (or Ents maybe) in it, but yeah i have a feeling we might have some difficulty on that front 😅

there's a world in which this deck leans more into the Tawnyback + Burnt Offering/Metamorphosis interaction... but I fear that manabase might look even worse 😅

would need some more landscapes, and probably a basic Mountain and Island

A pauper deck featuring lots of Beasts, Woodland Liege, Wildwood Savage, and 17 unique lands 😭

getting ready for #MtGPauper night with the worst manabase ever conceived (thanks Fungal Colossus)

waiting for him to go all henry 8 and found The America Church

new McSacrament just dropped

in bed at 23:00 almost always (except the rare night out) and wake up with the sun, so my sleep schedule actually varies a bit with the season 😅

i've had a lot of success with "sunlight alarms" before for waking up

the world's most successful failed state (laudatory)

bugs no i can't
i can't go down to sub-30 🫪

he didn't do it, we were playing Marathon together

There are a lot of employers and wealthy people about to relearn the old lesson that unions and fair treatment are the compromise positions.

This is what it looks like when the compromise fails.