I hate to be the one to tell you this but your roommate is Harry Dresden.

Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.

People try to tell me "Men don't write fanfiction," yet the amount of worldbuilding and extrapolation I saw dudes online do from a single TikTok would have filled an entire wiki.

Richard III Act 3, Scene 7

Proud to be a resident of what will be the new 7th Virginia Congressional District aka The Claw.

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

All praise to the wise PMC class overlords of Arlington county who carried the day in Virginia and will liberate the rest of the commonwealth. 🫡💙

What made the Pyramid Winner's Circle tick (literally and otherwise) YouTube video by Ological

youtu.be/k1AC7peQZ9o?...

This is a great video that breaks down, in incredible detail, why the winner's circle on the $25,000 Pyramid is sixty seconds of absolute perfect television.

Saw Banned Book Club in the popular section on Comics Plus and decided to give it a read given what we’re dealing with in the U.S.

This book is based on the events that took place in South Korea in 1983 and it is a true story. It was a great read.

One of my least "liberal" opinions is that some people need, at the very least, a life-altering amount of violence done to them. "Oh you should never respond to words with physical violence." Fuck off, this ain't the Areopagus.

one of my grumpier opinions is i don't like when people use watsonian and doylist in serious discussions. just say diagetic please watsoninan makes you sound like you learned everything you know about criticism from tv tropes

Youtube thumbnail for the video "Guns N' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine （“MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM HATHAWAY The Sorcery of Nymph Circe” ver.)" on the Universal Music Japan International channel, featuring a closeup of Gigi Andalucia looking toward the camera with a slightly pouty-lipped neutral expression.

They're calling it the most money anyone has ever spent to get 5th place in the OhayoCon AMV contest.

The SOP for just about any kind of organization from a huge corporation to my local pickleball league is that when there's a catastrophic fuckup, the people in charge take responsibility and step down. But the Dems keep on losing and keep shoving the same losers in our faces.

PETA is 100% an op funded by the meat industry

You know you're in for a real knee-slapper when they break out the Big Red Font

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

BIG FUCKIN HORSE

Horse Majeure

Geech gone to heaven, Mister Terwilliger.

Update on the most moral army in the world. Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews A photo of an Israeli soldier smashing a statue of Jesus Christ with a sledgehammer in southern Lebanon has sparked widespread condemnation. Israeli officials confirmed the image is genuine and 'promised to investigate!

This one seems to have caused panic, and it’s pretty bleak that a picture of a guy smashing a statue of a dude who died two thousand years ago is more internationally disastrous than hundreds of hours of video of civilians being bombed, burned, machine gunned, sniped, evicted and starved.

Can vouch for this recipe personally. Easy to make and delicious (assuming you like pork and kim chi)

John Swartzwelder had the best answer to this question.

The POPE is HOT HOT HOT

Every Democrat speech to rally the base is just this

Salute to an all-time tweet

This is a hell of a thing to say with your whole chest when you come from a culture whose main export to the world is guns, bombs and movies about Spiderman.

a girl with purple hair and a yellow bow on her head ALT: a girl with purple hair and a yellow bow on her head

Needy Girl Overdose episode 3 was a ride

Zeus (pointing to the tablet): "Why should the magic word be 'SHAZAM'? That places you, Solomon, at the HEAD of the list! But I want to be at the head of the list for a change!" Solomon: "But that would change the magic word around!" Text on the stone tablet: SOLOMON HERCULES ATLAS ZEUS ACHILLES MERCURY

Zeus is a bitch part one million

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Kai - O - Ken Times Four