Boarding a flight home and peeped the pilots chatting.

I guess we can thank Nathan Fielder for that

Guys, please. Is the curse in the Curse of Oak Island just that this show continues forever?

The most upsetting part of this movie is her sitting on the hood of the boat eating a burger

Dafuq

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And there Margot goes… off to start anew in her chess career #hatm

This is what happen when you push an artist to the limit: they incorrectly say s’mores are gross???

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If I learned anything from this movie, it’s that you should never finish your food at any restaurant and make sure you bring it to go… on the chance the chef is planning to k!ll everyone

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Love all of these folks, but I really love all that José does for the world #hatm

It’s not (though maybe slightly?) lol #hatm

Can we talk about how the Chef was stabbed in his private parts and he seems to be totally okay???

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That makes total sense.... after handing off the chocolate factory to Charlie, Wonka moves on to the world of haute cuisine.

So The Menu is a sequel to Wonka. 🤔 #HATM

I would’ve asked for ground turkey and I would’ve made tacos #hatm

Chef’s handwriting is not at all what I expected #hatm

I think the Chef is a tortured and torturing artist

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Now would probably be the time in the dining experience that I’d tell the chef I have celiac disease and beg him to spare me bc I already have no joy with food

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My husband:

“See, Ralph is a good n@zi”

And then

“Did they say what part of the bone the marrow is from?”

He’s giggling right now…. Please send help lol (he loves horror) #hatm

Guys, I do not like this movie #hatm

Medieval Times has nothing on this place #HATM

I’ll say I’ve never had a member of any restaurant team I’ve been to c@mmit su!cide as part of the dining experience #hatm

Ummmm what the actual fuuuuuuuuck

I did not expect that

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What luck!!! #hatm

At Señor Frog’s in Times Square, It’s Spring Break Forever (Published 2015)

I will say, as pretentious as the food reviewer is, I do love Pete Wells

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I’m not sure what’s scarier, the way he’s confronting Margot or the way he comes into the women’s room and blocks the door

(Just kidding it’s definitely the fact that Chef blocks the door) #hatm

What would be on your tortilla, #HATM fam?????

I always wouldn’t have eaten at this restaurant, but I really don’t like this restaurant? #hatm

100% #hatm

Though my favorite will always be “In Bruges”

“You will eat less than you desire and more than you deserve” is something my toddler whispers in my ear too

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My spouse goes: “Ralph Fiennes makes a good chef, probably bc he also makes a good N@zi”

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Okay, so the chef and his fans are absolutely insufferable. #HATM

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Judith Light is always a delight #hatm

(Also seeing Arturo Castro in this makes me think of Broad City naming a dog Judith light)

Tyler suuuuuuucks #hatm