Bibi's baby.

Looks like the esteemed Sec of Agriculture is now dictating the menu. Where's the piece of broccoli?

I used to teleport to White Castle at 2am. I think... 🤷‍♀️

Don't let them watch the news! Giving us all nightmares.

Ears appear to "bleed profusely " and heal miraculously complete

They'll probably release a "proof of life" AI video soon.

Just ask politely if you can share His pillow

Rich kids Reform School

Or is Iran being patient and strategic? To me, flinging a bunch of missiles when most are intercepted before they reach the target is akin to a running back rushing up the middle straight into the defensive line, over and over.Need a few pass plays thrown in to gain ground.

Been there, done that, got burned. Expedited prosecution for all the complicit scum is the way forward.

Cassidy likely couldn't hack being a doctor so he became a politician - no integrity required.

The video gives me a sense of calm. I'm sure Frederick likes it, too.

The writer sounds like he's got a bad case of TDS 🙄

I'm in upstate New York. I would be very happy if you'd take this interminable cold and snow from us. Immediately. Thank you 😅

I just followed you Because of your flourishes-and the thoughts behind them.

Who's filing the lawsuits against the government on behalf of the illegally detained citizens?

He seems like the type of renter who'd trash the place and steal all the fixtures.

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Did one of the bullets he shot ricochet and hit him, leaving a bruise?

When I first saw this, I too immediately thought "my childhood is truly over" RIP Bob Weir 😔

Is that the barn where they keep the golf carts?

Eh, maybe they'll start bussing in a gaggle of loyal Mar-a-Lago plasticized mutants for the "shows".

Thank you for sharing this article!!

We're they found on the secret tariff shelf?

Homegrown or imported? (tariffs are a consideration)

Wash your car on Tuesday.

The same old refrain we've been repeating since the glorious 1980s- "next year will be Our year"...

We got fucked by Chuck and the cucks.

Road rage incident