NO, A pee real the Twent the ith be with YOU!

So is it implied that the uncircumcised cannot drink Cutwater?

500gb 870 Evo from MicroCenter with a $200 price tag

The $102 price tag under the $200 price tag on the 500gb SSD

Euthanasia for everyone who starts their sentence with "So I used Copilot to-"

Had a lady tell me once about ten years ago that it was "Tah-may Impala" and she was dead serious and unfortunately that interaction has lived rent free in my head for a decade.

The websites down? Alright, maybe go outside then

Toho logo

Golden Harvest logo

You see either of these you know you’re about to get your face blown off

That's CRAZY work.

ANNOUNCEMENT IMAGE FOR THE INDY 300

That's right - it's a break night for the National Series but tonight, we're breaking out the IR18s and getting ready for the upcoming iRacing Special Event by running our own version of the Indianapolis 300.

Practice starts at 7pm CDT in hosted - password is in the Discord.

Heart Attack 'Hawks truly pressing me today into that first major cardiac event before 35, baby. Fuck AJ McCarron.

The #667 car of VARC Enduro Team Deux leads the #66 car of the VARC Enduro Team in the late stages of the iRacing IMSA Classic 500 at Laguna Seca.

What a mint day for the VARC Enduro Team.

The second IMSA Classic 500 attempt of the day started the #667 of Fleischauer/Blackstock on pole and eventually led to a P4/P5 class finish at Laguna Seca.

#667 Fleischauer/Blackstock
S: P1 (1:23.486)
F: P4 (-1L)

#66 Pokrefky/Burk
S: P7
F: P5 (-2L)

Look at 'em go!

Now we look to the 7pm CDT split where Burk/Kyle and Blackstock/Mason will field two Audi entries.

The evening IMSA Classic 500 split featuring Burk/Kyle and then maybe Blackstock/Mason if they end up in the same split (maybe?) will be streamed on Kyle's Twitch channel for everyone to watch. Green flag at 7:40pm CDT!

www.twitch.tv/syrdygbytv

You probably feel the same way about your Saturday alts as I do about our Saturday alts (miserable, terrible, awful, please set them on fire, why do they say St. Louis instead of Cardinals)

The United States Post Office of Piasa IL, 62079

Asking for a friend if my gma's post office is too big to be classified as tiny

This was your fault, Fred.

The correct answer is and always will be Boof.

This is why I painted a car four years ago and then NEVER AGAIN.

A white and blue Volvo 240 Turbo at Silverstone driving over a curb.

1986 Volvo 240 Turbo

picture: PSParrot https://www.flickr.com/people/parkstreetparrot/ under CC BY 2.0

Look, I didn't say that, and I don't necessarily agree with the statements.

He is still meant to punish us for our hubris in this manner, which is why we were forced to see two runaway gong shows.

Penske Porsches getting hit with a 5% power decrease and a weight penalty is proof that God is real and he walks among us.

It truly kills me that the UFL decided to have Tuesday night football (?????) with my home team the same night as VARC.

Miracles happen every single day.

Chris Burk (#66) follows teammates Kyle Pokrefky (#7) and Seth Wolfmeyer (#22) in the late running of VARC Music Race IX at The Bullring.

@varcracing.com - Music Race IX - The Bullring

It was about damn good til it wasn't. Top ten in points starting to look like a long reach.

S: P6
F: P14

Evil Speed reading your posts

Me reading YOUR posts

a black and white power ranger with a blue sky in the background ALT: a black and white power ranger with a blue sky in the background

It's giving

I'll bet those look great at speed. Sheesh.

Formula 1 driver's mom also paying for my TP Pro 😏

Chris Burk (#66) practices on Monday night at The Bullring in a special VARC Music Race IX paint celebrating the new Johnny Blue Skies album, "Mutiny After Midnight".

the poor stay poor
and the rich get rich
nothing ever changes
man, ain't that a bitch

@varcracing.com Music Race IX, queued up for Tuesday night at The Bullring.

Tomorrow's the @varcracing.com music race, and guess what? It's not another Metallica scheme.

Get VARCanized.