'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

this reminds me, i don't think SCOTUS should be allowed to choose their own clerks. standardize the hiring schedule, put the applications in a pool, blind reads (perhaps by a panel of former clerks) and random assignments.

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

In which seals clap because Biff just <signed his name> like a big boy

Hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.

I will note that when TMZ asked RFK Jr today what he did with the penis he cut off the roadkill raccoon he refused to answer the question.

Exactly one year ago today:

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

They own this. Whatever disasters continue to unfold belong not to the president and his Cabinet alone, but to the entire Republican Party.

they got 13 year olds in the propaganda machine performing the most Big Brother active disinformation shit you've ever seen in your life. everyone is so pallid it's starting to feel like a lot of them may be vampires, and literally no single thing they say is true. biblically bad shit going on.

No matter how stupid and evil you think the MAGA chuds running the government are, I promise you: the truth is so much more stupid and evil.

transphobia is a luxury belief, which is why it’s so prevalent among beltway types who don’t have real problems

Enten: Vance's unsuccessful efforts to help Orban in Hungary are part of a larger problem. Vance's net approval down by over 20 pts since early 2025. He's the least popular VP at this point in a vice presidency. And 60% say Trump administration focused too much on foreign matters

Remember that time when there was a season between winter and summer? I think it was called “spring,” and we could open the windows and let everything air out and it felt really nice?

I miss that.

Now it’s either 45 or 89 during the day. Nothing in between.

It sucks.

How to Prep in a Chill Way I don’t want to freak anyone out, but I’m getting a little worried about this whole war with Iran situation.

Getting a little freaked out about food supplies and the war with Iran, so I wrote a chill guide to prepping:

open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

this is why there’s been mass revolt and opposition to data centers being built in communities. it is genuinely a health hazard to live this close to something emitting this much sound. these need to stop being built

A comic panel representation of Galadriel saying All Shall love me and despair where everything is green and wavy and kind of looks underwater and it's supposed to be really scary and like she's got a really scary face on even in this illustration her eyes are all big and white and she looks scary, but where it says All Shall love me and despair I have crossed out Despair and I have added have a pretty nice time because I'm quite nice and we'll make us dinner and we can hang out

Would you like to take your mind off the terrible baseball and see some puppies?

KACEY @Kacey Musgraves Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom Mick West @MickWest. Apr 10 The @Kacey Musgraves UFO sighting video has been identified by @flarkey as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the x.com/TMZ/status/204... 5:01 PM - Apr 11, 2026 84.3K Views

I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?

the imaginary version of the criminal legal system in people’s heads—where cops believe everyone, where prosecutors do what victims and survivors want them do—gets such a clear light shone on it in these moments, I hope people learning this now remember the next time we’re right back here

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

This is fucking insane.

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

whomst amongst us tbh

I have lost
the mines
that were in
the Strait

and which
you were probably
hoping
would go away

Forgive me
there were many
so hidden
and so deep

Dolly Parton Is the Most Popular Person in America, New Poll Finds A new University of Massachusetts Lowell poll finds Dolly Parton is the most beloved public figure in America, with net

Is it any wonder?

I have always been a huge fan of Dolly Parton. We're the same age, same height, share the same values, but she can sing better. And she has more Grammys. I've always wanted to meet her!