Industry is brilliant.

That was in my first draft 😂

It’s a dress and a lamp

Sunday

TARP.

Good luck.

@bsky.app I clicked on and read one post where an adorable little dog passed away. It’s was awful.

Now, I see EVERY dog passing post on my timeline. I log on and see three posts in three scrolls.

Do Not Want.

How do I make this stop? Seriously.

I have a friend too. I’ve heard some stories 🤮

Dave’s been off since day 1.

Jeter. The bestest boy. Sorry, gave you four.

So true. Waited all this time lol

Yeah. I thought it was a little meh. Nothing really sticks with you.

That’s why I shoplift in the aisle, never at the register.

Beukeboom

A crazy, orange, mad King is threatening entire civilizations, and this is what you post??? You and all of the US media have failed us. Fucking hacks.

Enter Corey Feldman

What?!? He didn’t say it was rigged?

Sunday’s

Turn the ballroom into his prison.

Saw it in the theater a bazillion times. I was 6.

“I did not have relations with that man Epstein.” 🤣

When the Fat Orange Fuck is right, he’s right!

Looks like a Bob.

Yes?

Angus: This is a president who says the only constraint on his actions is not Congress, not the courts, not international law, but, quote, “my own morality, my own mind.”

There is no morality in a man accused of being a rapist…

Somebitch

🤣

Irony: @mozsab.bsky.social has a twin brother who’s a chef

Flat Earthers have been going insane since Wednesday.

You guys go to 24/7 when a hurricane is coming. We have a felon/pedofile/war criminal running the country, threatening genocide.

MAYBE IT'S TIME TO INTERRUPT REGULARLY SCHUEDLUED PROGRAMMING AND REPORT THE FUCKING TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE

This guy has worn the same shirt for the last 15 years.