me: you boy what day is it today?

boy: nonces shout out of the window day.

me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

just ordered the chiefs game. kind of a bummer that it’s on netflix but it’ll all be worth it in a few days when the dvd shows up in the mail

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

We get it your Thanksgiving is gonna be an ordeal, your family is crazy and racist but they sure can cook. Now leave me alone

finished silent hill 2 remake. crazy how silent hill 2 is like the best game ever made and the remake does it justice

Yankees retain: Juan Soto, Tim Hill

Yankees trade: Marcus Stroman and prospects for salary relief

Yankees add: Christian Walker, Nick Pivetta, Michael Soroka, David Robertson

am rewatching it with my mom currently. genuine peak

happy birthday!!🥳

getting a blowjob on an airplane yea she blue me in the sky‼️

Still insane that this app does not have group chats lmao

no i dont think so bluesky

alright fine. im logging into this shit again. unbelievable

god this site doesnt even have DMs it is the wild freakin west here