AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).
how it feels to say "sprezzatura"
Sausage and eggplant.
Also I've been trying to reproduce a caramelized onion, apple, and bacon breakfast pizza I had in Maine years ago.
A very fun, pretty terrible movie that has me dying to know how TLJ and RDJ got along on set.
No, you're crying
Yet again I remind everyone (as Elizabeth does in her very next tweet) that "foreigners are corrupting our pure blood with weakness & disease" is Fascism 101. Not some variant, not some metaphorically similar thing, not some echo -- the thing itself.
Gotta love disco trumpets youtu.be/qchPLaiKocI?...
I think some people haven’t internalized the asymmetry with streamers. a person can say whatever shit about a streamer and you the grown ass adult defending a streamers honor will always be wrong
Yup. "I didn't vote for this" just means "I wrongly assumed I'd have protected status"
It's the journalistic equivalent of participating in Jan 6.
I like when an actor who usually plays Weird Little Freaks gets to play a *different* kind of Weird Little Freak than the type of Weird Little Freak they usually play
If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Given the sad musical loss we’re marking today ten years on I’m happy to also have the chance to celebrate one of the best to ever do it, then and now.
it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit
It was super fun wondering if I'd ever be able to see my elderly mom again. Whee.
No kidding. Ugh, insisting that the DNC picks nominees is a one-way ticket to blockville.
I do question her repeated assertions that she doesn't blame or judge her friend, as her friend tried to insulate her from knowing about it and gets cut off and branded a liar.
oh you guys don't think you're in a ton of trouble for your article claiming I'm too drunk and incompetent to be FBI Director? Well, what if I publicly posted this screenshot of an internal FBI email I had sent to my personal iPhone?
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
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Pennsylvania's auditor general, a Republican, audited 210,000+ new voter registrations under Gov. Shapiro's new motor voter system to see if noncitizens were registering to vote.
They found one. One.
And that was because a PennDOT staffer erred. It was fixed before the driver left the office.
Other false media statements identified in the Kash Patel complaint:
1. Special Agents do not, in fact, refer to him as “J. Edgar Shart”
2. Patel did, in fact, know that the FBI is part of the Executive Branch and that Wyoming is a state. He just always looks surprised when you tell him things.
/1
If not illegal bribery, why so bribery shaped?
Yeah, extremely reactionary. Without the midcentury breadwinner/homemaker framework to reference, more men start to view partnership/marriage as unattainable, so they start to politically lean towards sexist social and political positions. Women react by going "cool, fuck you too."
So, so many.
"I'm in the bag, Ross!"
"Mister Ohmygodcrunchcrunch? Look, spit out whatever you're chewing!”
The entire "Patrick Swayze Christmas" song
keep their wages *low*
The 'noble savage' framing always kills me
So many Democratic programs have been targeted specifically for rural areas and they get zero credit while rural voters keep voting for white nationalists who keep their wages le, steal their health care, and pollute their water.
People calling Trump “insane” over Iran are missing it.
He’s doing what he’s always done—lying, contradicting reality.
The difference? Iran aren’t playing along or spinning it into “alternative facts.” They’re just saying: that’s false.
And suddenly it looks unfiltered.
