Re: vibecession one factor for me is feeling cheated paying federal taxes. I'm paying a higher rate than every billionaire to fund a gov't that does far less good, and far more harm, than it used to—while running a bigger deficit. I'll pay for USAID, make the billionaires pay for their fascist shit.

Told the cats I was "opposable thumb mogging them" if anybody was wondering what my screentime is like

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"does anyone know if we have ... tomorrow meme", asking if we have civilization tomorrow

the librarian of congress is absolutely immune for acts commited in office. the register of copyrights is required to marry the head of the USPTO, and any issue thereof is legally entitled to run the RIAA. federal patents no longer preempt state patent law. monkeys are allowed to own copyrights

I know an adventurous haberdasher that might be a better fit

For the other astonishingly curious

ANC 7, INR 7, Bili 7

Bicarb 7

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"tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" (derogatory)

profit is revenue - expenses
expenses include goods and labor
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everything is drywall with extra steps
Electrical? Drywall unfucking
Hanging art? Fucking with drywall
Painting? Fucking on drywall

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Kat.

I wrote about Kat.

I appreciate your dedication to making sure nobody spreads the antiquated fluorescein info

you're telling me this is the reason for the fluorescein shortage

now arriving in PHILADELPHIA. "IT'S BETTER THAN MIDTOWN" ™

you are now on the train to PHILADELPHIA

the time is now 2:61am

Guy with Nazi tattoo shitty person & bad liar
Pot found in kitchen

we just killed 85 schoolgirls you categorically evil fucker

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.

From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

Arguably every time you drink coffee it's just an antegrade enema

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

First an unusually slowly slurred word. He pauses, grasps the podium. The cameras zoom in, and his one pupil is clearly blown.

"they just need more training"

Yeah this one qualifies you for MAID